Below, a mini homo event guide for this weekend only!! In SF, NY, and LA.
Click here for a guide to regular weekly events happening Friday – Sunday.
Faux Real w/Fauxnique @ The Climate Theater
285 9th Street @ Folsom
Friday & Saturday 8PM, $15-20
Famed faux-queen and the only bio-female ever to win the title of Miss Trannyshack, Fauxnique, brings her transplanted nightclub act to the small Climate Theater stage for a three-week run. As the release puts it: “Get ready for high heel stunts, hero worship, makeup secrets, ballerina fantasies, ’20 albums that made me gay,’ and the fact that in live theater, sometimes people get kicked in the face.” Buy tickets here.
Deep Dickin’ @ Deco Lounge
510 Larkin Street
Friday, 10PM – 3AM
It’s a new underwear party at one of our favorite Tenderloin haunts, featuring tunes from DJs Dirty Knees and Stanley Frank. Upstairs clothes check is optional, but will entitle you to drink specials, and you’ll have fun drunkenly bumpin uglies with all your friends. $5
Ride Raya Ride @ The Cinch
1723 Polk Street
Friday, 10PM – 2AM, free
This week’s Charlie Horse, which features a raffle to raise money for Raya Light’s AIDS/Lifecyle ride, also has a special Marcy Playgrounds Minute at 11PM, in addition to the 2-4-1 drinks from 10-11 and the regular show at midnight. There will also be shirts for sale and a very special “Swine Flu” Mexican delight Taco Truck with Juanita Fajita.
Masturbate-a-thon @ The Center for Sex & Culture
1519 Mission Street
Saturday, 3PM – ?
We’re pretty sure the place is going to be packed with pervy hets, Ren Faire bisexuals and saggy-titted polyamorists, but there maybe a few cute, well-hung alterna-gays hanging out and showing off their junk. So check it out! If you want to participate, sign up here and get there early.
Desperate Divas Kickoff and Kentucky Derby Bonnet Bash @ Trigger
2344 Market St
Saturday, 1PM – 5PM
Check out this new lounge space opened by Castro entrepreneur Greg Bronstein, where they’ll be serving up Trigger juleps in honor of the Derby and where Bebe Sweetbriar will be hosting the preliminary Desperate Divas contest.
Guerrilla Queer Bar – Stinko de Mayo II @ TBA
visit link for details day-of
Saturday, 9:30PM – 1AM
We’re not sure what “queer” means, but we think it has something do with faggots. Join this growing movement of gay dudes who take over a straight bar en masse for a night of underground, inebriated subversion, somewhere in the Mission in honor of Cinqo de Mayo.
QxBxRx @ The Cake Shop
152 Ludlow St (and Stanton)
Saturday, 10PM
This monthly underground party (literally — it’s in a basement) is always packed with dingy punk fags, sleazy go-gos and every imaginable variety of homocore homos.
Smurf Night @ Tubway
Mr. Black – 251 W. 30th
Saturday, 10PM
DJs Nita and Gant welcome guests Palms Out DJs for an opening set, at this party that will be, for one night only, themed by those little blue creatures who may have been party of a cult.
Kingswood
121 W 10th (at Greenwich)
Sunday, 7PM – 12AM
It’s a dress-up affair for all the cool boys, and it’s the last one of the season before going on summer hiatus. DJ Josh Sparber and cohorts Stephen Savage and Jacob Brooks bring you this underground electro drunken dance fest.
Supersonic @ MJs
2810 Hyperion Ave
Friday, 10 PM
It’s a new-ish party at MJs! And it’s basically the same as every other Friday night that came before. Which means it will be awesome. But there is always Shits & Giggles which has moved to Club 740, featuring our girl Tammie Brown.
Red Light vs. Locker Room @ Fubar
7994 Santa Monica Blvd
Saturday, 10 PM
This monthly party is all about boys with large appendages and overflowing livers. Join a throbbing mass of underwear-clad sluts for corner encounters and morning regrets.
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