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Below, a mini homo party guide for this weekend only!! In SF, NY, and LA.
Charlie Horse – Imposters Night @ The Cinch
1723 Polk Street
Friday, 10PM – 2AM, free
It’s a drag connoisseur’s delight at this week’s Charlie Horse, which is the third Imposters Night in the show’s history and takes its inspiration from an old Linda Simpson cable access show. For 2-4-1 drinks between 10 and 11; stay to watch local drag talent mimic and mock one another.
Plunge @ Bambuddha Lounge
Saturday, 11AM – 5PM, $10
The weather’s going to be warm a swell, so join the Go Big! AIDS/Lifecycle crew for their send-off brunch by the pool, with DJs David Harness and Luke Fry. Brunch til 3.
And just think, it’ll be at least seven months before someone hits you up for a donation again.
Tattoo @ The Stud
9th & Harrison
Saturday, 10PM – 3AM, $6
Bebe Sweetbriar and DJ Adrian Taylor (a.k.a. DJ Porn Star, a.k.a. porn star Dominic Pacifico) are trying to breathe some new life back into the recently-on-life-support Saturdays at the Stud.
Bearracuda @ Deco
Saturday, 10PM – 3AM
Who says that bears don’t dance? Well, we did, but that was before we tried out this sprawling, intimate and raunchy space. Fun-loving patio, free food and nasty basement antics make for a fun turn at every dark corner.
“Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” PornStar After-hours @ Wunderland
181 Eddy Street
Saturday, 11PM – 6AM
Join Bebe Sweetbriar and Mr. San Francisco Leather Brandon Clark for this tribute to gays in the military — a pet cause of Brandon’s. Wear your cammo (pants only, if you know the venue).
Honey Soundsystem vs. Garth @ Paradise Lounge
1501 Folsom Street
Sunday, 8PM – 2 AM
The DJ collective known as Honey Soundsystem will be taking on local DJ legend Garth. Expect rhythmic bloodshed, and a lot of stoned/drunk hip kids getting down for one last time before the weekend’s through.
Frisky Fridays @ Dtox
31 2nd Avenue @ 2nd
Friday, 10PM, free
Join hosts Ernie Cote and Violet Temper, and DJ Aaron Elvisthis for this formerly Brooklyn-based with all the same go-go and drag shenanigans at a new East Village address. And if it sucks, there’s always Easternbloc or The Cock.
Trash @ downstairs at Splash
50 W 17th St
Normally we’d never advise anyone to enter this circuit-party-in-a-can, but lately our favorite promoter NY Daniel Nardicio and our favorite otter DJ Josh Sparber’s are doing this party downstairs, and we like everything they do. $2 drinks until midnight. (Josh will be schlepping back just in time after spinning the Pines Tea Dance tonight if we’re to trust the schedule on his site.)
Mr. Fire Island Leather Contest @ The Ice Palace
Grove Hotel, Cherry Grove
Just in case you’re into Long Island leather types, or looking for a trashy escape from the Pines…
Area (Code) @ Greenhouse
150 Varick Street
It’s an after-hours party for the truly coked up and wasted, from host Timmy Regisford and featuring revolving DJs and performers. We’re not sure if you stay past brunch whether they just let you nap in the corner until Vandam starts or what.
Stereo @ MJ’s
2810 Hyperion Ave
$1 drinks all night will get your unemployed ass good and wasted at DJ Josh Draven’s weekly party, so that you can dance it off to electro-pop and sleep in through Monday morning. What do you have to wake up for?
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