dyke anthem “Closer to Fine” as “Closer I am To Fine.”
- Trying to scrape the residue of the dog adoption mess off her shoe, Ellen DeGeneres to shills doggy chow so good that people can eat it. Ellen hasn’t tasted it herself, but forces her assistants to, apparently.
In addition to late-night
bush bumpingvlogging sessions, Rosie O’Donnell and shrill houseguest Fran Drescher are working on a “new, fun, happy” sitcom. Our fingers and toes are crossed that she’ll leave Boy George out of this project.
- PageSix hinted that Barbara Walters might not be strictly dickly, quoting an upcoming Vogue interview where she says she “wasn’t very good at marriage” and that “having somebody to go to a dinner” was the best thing about matrimony. Now that you mention it, she does kinda give us a Bea Arthur vibe.
- Sex and the City star Cynthia Nixon gave an interview in which she talks about the
manmannish gal she’s been shacked up with the last few years and how frustrating it is when fans (the batshit crazy ones) can’t separate her life from her character’s.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.