I’m gonna put my balls all over your face,
tell me pretty baby, how do they taste … to you?
I’m gonna tea-bag you.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet on my sheets
Skeet skeet skeet skeet on my sheets … and you.
I’m gonna teabag you.
Wolf is more than a troubadour, however. The gap-toothed porn star also can dance so well that our nuts collectively burst upon seeing this, which is more than we can say for most actual porn we’ve seen lately.
Wolf Hudson: Porn Dancer
Swinging Singles: Our Five Favorite Porn Star Music Hits
Wolf Hudson and Funkapotamus (MySpace.com)
Will YouTube Kill The Gay Porn Star? (GayPornBlog.com)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.