Someone sent me this link to a site called “Trophy Blog,” and I guess it is a “fan blog” that talks about gay porn? And the bloggers look like they are tweens? The site claims to have “ten editors” and “24 hour news” and “reviews,” and here is one such review in which they wish for Diesel Washington’s death.
It’s a review of a Diesel/Jessie Colter scene on BadPuppy.com…or is it? They claim to be “happy” that they aren’t actually writing a review, but if this isn’t a review, what is it? What is even going on? Where are the parents of the Trophy Blog bloggers?! Should I correct the grammar in this piece of writing? No. Let me just copy and paste it “as is”:
I know this may come as a shock, but I find Diesel attractive. I mean, I’ve never really been into black guys but he and that dude Eddie from Randyblue are cuties. Anyways, Jessie has a boyfriend and if I was his boyfriend I would feel a bit lame watching this. Diesel may have gave a better fucking that Jessie’s dude did in his other scene. But from the looks of Jessies face, taking the dick was all to easy, he kind laid there a bit lazy. (So happy we are not reviewing this scene) If we were the score would not be pretty, the video was just horrid. Diesel looks better in the pictures I guess, he not that sexy to begin with just. . . . . ok. If you had not got laid in a month or 3 months and he was your only option, that’s the kind of attractive Diesel is. We were under the impression he had gone the way of Matthew Rush, guess not. I would not be said if he would go the way of old yeller. . . just saying. The scene was filled with weird breathing and moaning and sounds of something die’n or getting ran over by a car every second. Just awful.
Should Diesel be “fucking pissed” that child bloggers are attacking him, or should he just be grateful that someone is blogging about him at all?
Should Trophy Blog “tone down” the vitriol in their editorial voice or is it “refreshing”?
Will this (Scene)(Gallery)(Editorial) “destroy” Diesel Washington’s career?
Was the “Old Yeller” reference a highly literary and astute metaphor because it was used in a review for a scene on “Bad Puppy,” or was it “just a coincidence”?
Has Trophy Blog changed the face of blogs forever, or has Trophy Blog marked the beginning of the end of all blogging?
Are you #TeamTrophyBlog or #TeamDiesel?
What other blogs are “insane”/”fucking retarded”?