Well, Here’s Someone Fucking 6 Fleshlights Full Of Pasta

We don’t know about you, but we’re suddenly in the mood for some fine Italian cuisine thanks to porn performer John Kilo. This content creator is currently going viral on some horny parts of Twitter thanks to some recent tweets where he sets out to reveal which type of pasta is the best one to stick your dick into.

“What is the most fuckable pasta?” John asked in the viral vid. “That is a question we will be answering right now today by testing out these pasta dishes and you may ask yourself. how can you fuck pasta if it’s just like loose in a bowl or on a plate? Well, the Fleshlight company – that’s right, that Fleshlight company – sells their cases to their Fleshlight sleeves and I went ahead and bought six of them for this very video.”

John then presents us with six Fleshlight sleeves that are filled to the brim with various kinds of pasta. For the experiment, Josh is sticking some cock into Fleshlights stuffed with spaghetti, fettuccine alfredo, cheese tortellini, ravioli, mac and cheese, and lasagna.

You can watch a short clip of the actual pasta fucking in the video below, but if you want to see the full action, you’ll have to head over to John’s ManyVids profile. There, you’ll also be able to see videos of John further experimenting with their dick to find the most fuckable cake, the most fuckable pizza, and the most fuckable fruit.

I fucked 6 different pastas to see which one was the most fuckable, by sticking them each in a @Fleshlight container🍝 pic.twitter.com/UCodC4iWrj

— John Kilo (@John_Kilo_PDX) January 31, 2023

And in case you’re wondering if the crew over at Fleshlight has seen these pasta antics – they have. In a tweet posted to the official Fleshjack account, the company posted that they “did not have this on my 2023 bingo card.”

So what do you think? Are you into food play? If you had to stick your dick into some food, which fuckable cuisine would you take to pound town? Let us know all your hot, pasta-loving thoughts in the comments below!