We hate to say it, but the weekend is over! Looking on the bright side though – that means it’s Monday and we’re back with another round of hilariously horny TikTok videos for Meme Mondays! This week’s collection of hilariously horny vids includes a man who is on a mission to quit masturbating, some alternative uses for your sex toys, and a healthy serving of nut water. Take a look below and let us know in the comments how long you would last if you tried to quit masturbating!
This guy reveals the truth behind his journey to stop beating his meat for 30 days:
@landokalriz Watch til the end😳 #fyp ♬ original sound – Landon Bullock
A reminder that you’re ALWAYS being watched:
@mattbeckstrom ♬ Music For a Sushi Restaurant – Harry Styles
An interesting argument for why you shouldn’t get tested with your friends:
@nate__210 #stitch with @ken.eurich so fun so fresh #happypride ♬ original sound – Nathan
It’s a hard job, but someone’s gotta monitor straight people in June:
@drdre4000 Patrolling campus daily this month. Don’t let me catch ya’ll slipping. #college #professor #chemistry ♬ original sound – There I Ruined It
Yeah, we read that wrong too:
@jayjurden #stitch with @soberbartender19 for a minute there I was…🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 never mind happy #pride ♬ original sound – Jay Jurden
Some alternative ways to use your Fleshjack:
@chrishenrie fr caught myself doing this and had a flashback 😩 lmaooo #greenscreenvideo ♬ original sound – Chris Henrie
Don’t wanna swallow nut water? Speak for yourself, sir!:
@jackconnorz #stitch with @alyssa.loop ♬ original sound – Jack Connorz
Please show us that piece of art:
@patty_kot I HATE IT HERE #lgbtq #single ♬ Love You So – The King Khan & BBQ Show
I wants me some nut water … delicious
If you don’t beat off for a month, don’t your sheets get pecker tracks on them?
If you’re going to abstain from anything, it should be from internet pornography. Not that I would ever condemn my precious porn, but my ex broke up with me because I couldn’t cum without some interracial/latino bareback video was playing
He left bc he felt inadequate that he could not get you without that porn. He should have fed your appetite by getting a couple Latinos or Blacks to ramsack your ass.
Gotta be into self torture? A whole month???? dang
You get big swollen nuts and mood swings. LOL!
two days without cumming is quite enough