White Party Palm Springs 2012 is this weekend but I don’t know what I should wear. Help me choose from one of these outfits.
I’ve plucked, trimmed, shaved, tanned, embalmed, glitter-painted, waxed, bleached, glow-sticked, and tribal-tattooed by entire body, but the hardest part of prepping for White Party is finding something to wear so that other guys will think I am “fuckable.” As previously announced, The Sword’s WP2012 coverage begins this weekend during the annual event, and choosing an outfit is the most difficult decision to make (after choosing which drugs to do on which night).
Do I go sexy or sensible? Slutty or stylish?
Do I go for a conservative white slacks and t-shirt look, or do I show off my bangin’ bikini body in a pair of sexy underwear (sponsored by Andrew Christian)?
Should I try to be “creative” and “make” something?
Maybe if I was famous, people would just design outfits for me.
Should I go for a theme or a familiar character like Superman or Sexy Native Americans?
Ugh sometimes I just wish I was a lesbian or at least had more lesbian friends.
Should I try to coordinate with all my bros and go for a “group” look?
I wish I had more friends.
What should I wear to White Party?
What are you wearing to White Party?
Do you want to coordinate with me?