Every day we stray further from God’s light. Today’s example of that comes from Fleshlight and their traumatizing Twitter posts about some horrifying Rick And Morty sex toys.
The company released pictures of these new toys on Twitter earlier today in a thread entitled “Fleshlights as Rick and Morty characters.” The six tweet thread features various Fleshlight toys styled like various characters from the hit animated show Rick And Morty. And because I know you’re going to ask, yes, there’s Pickle Rick-themed Fleshlight.
Check out the toys below:
We have some bad news for anyone actually trying to fuck Pickle Rick. It looks like these toys were just photoshopped together for a fun Twitter post. There’s no sign of these being actual toys that are available to purchase or that they will ever be available to buy. We know that the show is on Adult Swim, a network that’d never shied away from being raunchy, but I doubt that they would ever approve a sex toy based on the character Morty.
What do you think of these toys? Would you purchase if they were actually for sale? Sound off in the comments below.
UPDATE: It seems that the tweets with the Rick & Morty Fleshlights that we embedded have been deleted! We have a couple of photos that were previously saved, but unfortunately, most of them are gone. RIP Pickle Rick Fleshlight. You will be missed.
Dumb. Stupid. Crass without being funny. Five minutes of my life I’ll never get back.