First of all, he’s got some serious issues around abuse, rape, and coercion, and we don’t really know what he’s getting at with that. He can fit a fist in his mouth. Oh, and he tried eating his own shit, twice, just for kicks. He calls it “poopies.”
So, Chip Tanner, who made his name on Randy Blue before shooting for Next Door and others, started this personal blog site GloryHood under his real name, Jamie Stroud back in 2006. It’s barebones. It includes comics expressing his dislike of Jews and their circumcision practice. As Str8UpGayPorn reports, he just decided to unlock the site for all of the public to see. And it is really fucking weird.
I loved when he released those “Dancing for Gender Equality” videos with that little buddy of his. And unlike a lot of gay-for-pay porn stars, he’s totally a dancer and therefore just kinda gay by definition. (He refuses to say he’s completely straight, but he says he’s pretty exclusively attracted to pussy.)
But now that I have a full, chronological history of his oeuvre, I’m just confused and it’s kind of hard to find him sexy ever again. Below, what I am coming to understand about Chip Tanner, the man, the juggler, the go-go dancer who lets ladies suck his dick at The Abbey, the legend.
He Likes to Fuck Stuffed Animals, and He Refers to a Teddy Bear as His Brother
He Calls Himself “the Fourth Coming of Mankind.”
You can see the front page of his now unlocked website, GloryHood.com. He likes to greet his audience as “hello, fellow sluts,” and “Hello, horny people.” We don’t know what the “fourth coming of mankind” is, but it sounds scary.
He Has Some Really Fucked Up, Pseudo-Intellectual Opinions About Child Porn
Submitted without comment. He made this video just two weeks ago.
He’s Really Hung Up On Gender Differences When It Comes to Issues of Rape, Consent, and Refusing Sex
There’s this video, in which, between shots of him doing some impressive dance moves around a gym/studio, he flashes phrases on the screen like, “Physical sexual abuse is, in all likelihood, male-on-female, but teasing and declining is, in all likeliehood, commonly female-on-male.” And, “Imagine the outrage if a parent constantly declined her child when he asked for hugs, yet it’s treated trivially when a male is declined sex by his partner.”
Creepy! Did Chip/Jamie recently have a girlfriend who wouldn’t put out?
Then there’s this old chestnut from 2011, in which he pretends he’s on ‘To Catch a Predator’ and he delivers an argument about the age of consent, and how he should be allowed to fuck under-age girls.
He Can Fit His Entire Fist in his Mouth!
He Can “Pee Out His Poop Hole.”
It’s probably water, but still… and he precedes doing that by stripping while balancing a juggling pin on his chin. That’s talent!
And Here, Sorry, Is the Poopies 2 Video.
The first “Poopies” video, which you can see here, is edited kind of strangely so it’s hard to know if he didn’t fake it, even if it is kind of convincing. Below, the second video he made, using a rubber sheet on his bed, which is not edited, and he admits the shit tastes a lot grosser the second time. He even gags.
Please feel free not to watch this. But I know you will.
In the end, Chip Tanner/Jamie Stroud, you sure are a transgressor! It’s too bad that you seem kind of insane and dumb.
Watch Chip Tanner on Randy Blue. That is, if you can still get hard from looking at him.