What We Learned From Chip Tanner’s Newly Available, Totally Twisted Video Archive

First of all, he’s got some serious issues around abuse, rape, and coercion, and we don’t really know what he’s getting at with that. He can fit a fist in his mouth. Oh, and he tried eating his own shit, twice, just for kicks. He calls it “poopies.”

So, Chip Tanner, who made his name on Randy Blue before shooting for Next Door and others, started this personal blog site GloryHood under his real name, Jamie Stroud back in 2006. It’s barebones. It includes comics expressing his dislike of Jews and their circumcision practice. As Str8UpGayPorn reports, he just decided to unlock the site for all of the public to see. And it is really fucking weird.

I loved when he released those “Dancing for Gender Equality” videos with that little buddy of his. And unlike a lot of gay-for-pay porn stars, he’s totally a dancer and therefore just kinda gay by definition. (He refuses to say he’s completely straight, but he says he’s pretty exclusively attracted to pussy.)

But now that I have a full, chronological history of his oeuvre, I’m just confused and it’s kind of hard to find him sexy ever again. Below, what I am coming to understand about Chip Tanner, the man, the juggler, the go-go dancer who lets ladies suck his dick at The Abbey, the legend.

He Likes to Fuck Stuffed Animals, and He Refers to a Teddy Bear as His Brother

 

He Calls Himself “the Fourth Coming of Mankind.”

You can see the front page of his now unlocked website, GloryHood.com. He likes to greet his audience as “hello, fellow sluts,” and “Hello, horny people.” We don’t know what the “fourth coming of mankind” is, but it sounds scary.

He Has Some Really Fucked Up, Pseudo-Intellectual Opinions About Child Porn

Submitted without comment. He made this video just two weeks ago.

 

He’s Really Hung Up On Gender Differences When It Comes to Issues of Rape, Consent, and Refusing Sex

There’s this video, in which, between shots of him doing some impressive dance moves around a gym/studio, he flashes phrases on the screen like, “Physical sexual abuse is, in all likelihood, male-on-female, but teasing and declining is, in all likeliehood, commonly female-on-male.” And, “Imagine the outrage if a parent constantly declined her child when he asked for hugs, yet it’s treated trivially when a male is declined sex by his partner.”

Creepy! Did Chip/Jamie recently have a girlfriend who wouldn’t put out?

 

Then there’s this old chestnut from 2011, in which he pretends he’s on ‘To Catch a Predator’ and he delivers an argument about the age of consent, and how he should be allowed to fuck under-age girls.

 

He Can Fit His Entire Fist in his Mouth!

 

He Can “Pee Out His Poop Hole.”
It’s probably water, but still… and he precedes doing that by stripping while balancing a juggling pin on his chin. That’s talent!

And Here, Sorry, Is the Poopies 2 Video.

The first “Poopies” video, which you can see here, is edited kind of strangely so it’s hard to know if he didn’t fake it, even if it is kind of convincing. Below, the second video he made, using a rubber sheet on his bed, which is not edited, and he admits the shit tastes a lot grosser the second time. He even gags.

Please feel free not to watch this. But I know you will.



In the end, Chip Tanner/Jamie Stroud, you sure are a transgressor! It’s too bad that you seem kind of insane and dumb.

Watch Chip Tanner on Randy Blue. That is, if you can still get hard from looking at him.

[GloryHood via Str8UpGayPorn]

 

28 thoughts on “What We Learned From Chip Tanner’s Newly Available, Totally Twisted Video Archive”

  1. You guys are all Assholes judging and judging when you don’t even know him; he’s just eccentric and loves living life to the fullest. Its 2015 sexuality is an open book now a days and the web is the perfect place to let go. Just because he puts out his crazy fun loving true self doesn’t make him crazy. Most people don’t let everyone see who they really are. At least Jamie “Chip” isn’t afraid to just be himself unlike most people ESPECIALLY gay men; and I LOVE G4P all who say they don’t are lame; who cares as long as its a sexy scene ITS A FANTASY doesn’t mean it has anything to do with there day to day

    1. Yes because being an abused child with no dignity leads to an uninhibited fuck. You’re a selfish asshole for thinking along those lines.

  2. I agree those gay for pay models should all leave gay porn soon. I know that still they have many gay supporters but day by day gay porn fanatics will soon apprecite more these gay models

  3. It all sort of reminds me of something I saw at the Edinburgh Festival once – “Stalin the Musical” – where the voiceover announced “And now Mrs Stalin will demonstrate her torment and desperation… using the medium of modern dance”. (cue big laugh)… and off she goes…

    Here “Jason Stroud questions society’s differing attitudes towards men and women and… the Age of Consent!… using the medium of go-go dancing, gymnastics and circus skills”

    I like it – though disagree with most of it.
    And I like him for doing it.

    1. Funny metaphors but you’re as much of a loon as he is (hence you “liked it and him for doing it”). Birds of a feather….

    2. It’s nice to see that Stalin the Musical is still remembered. 11 years ago. But of all the web pages on the internet, it’s on this one!

  4. If I remember right from his old website, his craziness is due to a combination of Asperger’s and being raised by Moonies.

    1. My bf has Asperger, it has nothing to do with that ! I mean, this one talk like a retarded, and is obviously high.

  5. This guy is a fucking mess and I just cannot blow a load to any scene he is in, no matter who he is with or how good his performance is. He’s like the gay version of Bleh from Drawn Together.

    1. He’s not on drugs you idiots
      Some people just like to have a crazy fun character online; you don’t have to be on drugs to be eccentric ; but you do have to be an A hole to judge

  6. He is a complete nut job! On a side note, it’s ironic that Zach is no longer with this site but it links to his new site as a reference for this article.

    1. Ironic, too, that the author of this post is clearly a pen name. And the writing style is similar. Almost as if written by the same person, but without saying things that would upset affiliates.

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