I’ve always loved the shape of bobsleds—so long, strong and girthy. It’s one of the reasons we’re big fans of sports here at The Sword, and the Olympics are particularly drool-inducing as they bring together so many different types of hot bodies in one place (which reminds us: Which Summer Olympic Sport Gives You the Biggest Boner?). But the Winter Olympics can be a bit more challenging for us jock admirers, as the cold weather forces athletes to cover up those amazing bodies. Thankfully, the U.S. Olympic bobsled team feels our pain and offered up an amazing solution.
Enter the 2022 Bob-Spread Calendar, which features 13 bobsled jocks in various forms of undress (wow, February is a lot hotter than I remember!). The project was initiated by bobsled “pusher”/photographer Jimmy Reed (Mr. May!) as a fundraiser, and also shows a great sense of humor (yes, Mr. November is channeling his inner Burt Reynolds in the ode to the actor’s 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold). You can purchase the calendar here, and also purchase individual prints of your favorite fellas. Which of these months is the hottest? Vote in our poll below, then check out more of our Olympic jock lust in Who’s The Hottest Alpine Skier at the 2022 Winter Olympics?, Who’s the Hottest Ice Dancer at the 2022 Olympics?, Who’s the Hottest Men’s Singles Figure Skater at the 2022 Olympics? and the Top 10 Hottest Figure Skaters at the 2022 Winter Olympics!
January: Hakeen Abdul-Saboor
February: Josh Williamson
March: Codie Bascue
April: Dakota Lynch
May: James Reed
June: Hunter Church
July: Blaine McConnell
August: Manteo Mitchell
September: Charlie Volker
October: Leaf Blower Group
November: Carlo Valdes
December: Hakeen Abdul-Saboor
Which month is the hottest? Vote in our poll! Then pick up your calendar here, and read more about Olympic hotties in Who’s The Hottest Alpine Skier at the 2022 Winter Olympics?, Who’s the Hottest Ice Dancer at the 2022 Olympics?, Who’s the Hottest Men’s Singles Figure Skater at the 2022 Olympics? and the Top 10 Hottest Figure Skaters at the 2022 Winter Olympics!
Any of those guys could crack nuts with their thighs. Holy moly.
When I saw Hakeen push that sled this week, I was thinking, “Dayum! He’s HUGE!” Such a pleasure to actually see what’s going on under that suit. Mmmm…
Ummmmm jan and dec are the same person. Not fair
April mmmmmmm
By the way there is no right or wrong choice. All of them are hot in their own way.
Codie (in March) has ridiculous legs. I want to see these guys in an entire photoshoot with multiple angles. This team looks they did NOT skip leg day.
April….look at that ass. It was just made to be spread and eaten out!
April and June with an orgy in October please.