This is either an over-wrought satire of barebacking bug chasers, a real phenomenon or a a hoax. I hope it’s a hoax. Here are some excerpts from the FAQ section of LoveBugz.net:
What’s the deal?
The dealio is special bred pubic crab louses from Japan (not the same as homeless people’s variety of lice exactly). They’re unfucking believable! First, they DON’T BITE, they just live off dead skin cells and such in your bush. Really, you’re cleaner with them there than without them.
Second, these babies are HUGE!!! Well, huge compared to regular lice. And they just live happily in your underwear. It’s so COOL! They grow, and have families. You can feel em living and crawling around. It’s like having personal Sea monkeys in your pants ;-) Seriously, though, they really are my personal pets that go everywhere with me. You get attached to them like any pet.
Why are lovelice such a turn on?
It’s so wrong in a right way. I just can’t explain how erotic it is. It makes you feel like you’re different but in a good way. It’s something you have that nobody else does but you can give it away and still have it. Kind of like love. And look, if you don’t like it, just wash them right out with kerosene (put out your smoke first). It’s not permanent like a tattoo or anything. Plus, when go down on someone, they’re like right in your nose. Its so wild!
Where’d they come from?
A japanese bug scientist bred them special. Into like domesticated social insects. Over a whole lot of generations, he picked out the largest and tamest bugs and bred those for the next generation. Just like a cool dog, after a thousand generations you get a beast that’s really friendly.
How can I get some?
You are what we call a bug chaser. You want the gift. The best way to get bred is the all natural route. Ask around till you find someone who’s got ’em. Then, you know what to do. Just make sure you grind a lot and hold it all the way in for a while afterwards.
Is it itchy?
A little, yes. But you get used to it.
You’re a FREAK!
Look Sweety, humans have had body lice since from millions of years ago when we lived in caves until just recently. So, who’s the freak? You or me? Who’s not living in a ‘natural’ human condition?
Is this Real / a Hoax / Spoof / etc?
Entophillia (insect fetish) is quite real as any head shrinker can tell you. I think it’s weird that people would get off on whipping other people or being whipped. But just because I think it’s weird doesn’t mean there aren’t a lot of people who enjoy it. Lovebugz don’t hurt anyone and is actually the most nurturing, sharing, and loving fetish there is!
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