Rather than bore you with more details of the four-hour show (it was
bad enough that we had to endure it), we’ll just say, “Thanks for the
free trial, Sirius, but we’re going back to listening to our co-workers
type.” We’re glad we gave the ladies something to talk about (Would the
whole show have been devoted to Carson’s Ribs infomercials and the
Sonoma country wine tours otherwise? The world may never know), but
don’t get used to it, bitches. We won’t be fodder for your drunken
trucker fan base anymore.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.