Where Do You Jack Off When You Go Home For The Holidays?

Okay, so we know that not everyone is going home for the holidays this year. The CDC told Americans that they shouldn’t travel for Thanksgiving, so keep in mind that when we ask the following question, we’re asking in a general sense. We’re not specifically talking about this year. We’re speaking in a general sense. Please make sure you’re staying home and safe!

Alright, so let’s get to our perverted questions…

When you go back to your hometown and visit your parents for the holidays, where do you jack off? Do you jack off? Do you just not cum for the entirety of your visit? We know that people sometimes visit their hometowns for a week at a time and it’s pretty hard to go an entire seven days without blowing your load at least once.

If one were to jerk off in their parent’s house, there are a couple of options that immediately pop into my mind. You could quietly stroke yourself when everyone is asleep or you could just wank off while you’re in the shower.

There’s also the option of stepping out for a quick hookup to relieve yourself and your full balls. And there’s always the concept of just getting a hotel and not actually staying with your folks so you don’t have to worry about any of this.

I’m also curious about everyone who has ever brought a partner home for the holidays. If you stayed with your parents, are you guys fucking in your childhood bedroom? Are you secretly blowing each other while your uncle sleeps down the hall?

Let’s gather some data and find out the truth about everyone’s holiday masturbation habits. Sound off in our perverted polls below and head to the comments to share your holiday masturbation stories! And if you’re interested in seeing more of this curved cock jerk session with Jake Lawrence that we’re showing you here, you can check out the entire video over at Treasure Island Media. Sign up for a membership before Friday to take advantage of their early Cyber Monday promotion and get 50% off any membership plan.

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