Hot poll alert!! Or is that hot pole alert?! Vote in The Sword’s sexy serial killer poll below and weigh in on who you think is the hottest convicted serial killer of all time!
Mass murder can be a scary thing, but when it’s being committed by someone who is super hot, is it really so bad? The recent release of Catalina Video’s gay porn featuring real life porn stars-turned-hardened criminals, Criminal Cocks, got me thinking about just how sexy a murderer can be, especially when they’ve murdered more than one person! But, forget about Catalina Video’s gay porn stars who only committed one murder or who maybe could only pull off an attempted murder conviction; let’s talk about some hotties who went balls to the wall and perpetrated the greatest mass murder sprees in American history.
For me, the choice of sexiest serial killer is easy: Richard Ramirez, a.k.a. the Night Stalker. I can remember back to all of those steamy summer nights back in the mid-1980’s when I was discovering my body for the very first time while lying in bed, terrified that the Night Stalker was going to come through my bedroom window and slit my throat. Too bad the hunky Latino is on death row and married now! But as the saying goes, if you can’t be raped and then murdered by them, you can at least jerk off to them.
Right, Catalina Video?
Ripped from the headlines! Porn stars before they became real life criminals. Grand theft, attempted murder, serial rape, and 1st degree murder…these criminal cocks have done it all and now you can see them all on one convenient disc…compiled for your pleasure.
My pleasure, indeed.
Which SKILF (serial killer I’d like to fuck) do you jerk off to the most? Satan worshiper Richard Ramirez, convicted of killing and raping 18 people in 1988? Ted Bundy, who killed between 35 and 100 people before being put to death in the electric chair? Nazi cult leader Charles Manson, currently serving life in prison after his followers committed at least nine murders? Or is it blond bad boy Jeffrey Dahmer, who ate the remains of the people he molested, raped, and murdered?
Be sure to pick up Catalina’s new movie, but first, vote and weigh in with your comments below. Which serial killer really makes you cum?!