It’s that time of year again! The time of year when I steal gay porn stars’ shitty iPhone pictures from “Twitpic” and “Lockerz,” dump them into a blog post, and then go get drunk. Happy Halloween!
From West Hollywood to Fort Lauderdale and San Diego to New York City, here are some of my favorite costumes from gay porn’s biggest and brightest stars!
First up it’s retired porn star Jayden Grey as a scarecrow and then later as a Chippendales dancer(?)/Slutty Groom(?), followed by Donny Wright as Slutty Wolverine and then Donny Wright’s cock.
Here are Kirk Cummings and Parker Perry serving Slutty Clan of the Cave Bear realness followed by Men.com director Naughty Laura with SYTYCF judge Tommy Stone as Slutty AbFab ladies and Slutty Fabscout Howard canoodling with Andrew Justice and Gavin Waters:
King of the Twinks Brent Corrigan as Sean Paul Lockhart as Slutty Batboy (or is it Batman now?); Tristan Jaxx (with his phone, naturally) as Slutty He-Man:
Oh look, it’s Travis James as a big-dicked, Slutty Gorton’s Fisherman and Nicco Sky as a Slutty Wrestler (or he just finished a Randy Blue scene).
Finally, The Sword’s award for “Best Slut” (Best Costume) is a tie, and it goes to Jimmy Durano as some sort of slutty comic book character and friend of The Sword Jake Shears as Slutty Roger Rabbit. CONGRATULATIONS, Jimmy and Jake. You “won” Halloween!
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Simple and classic is best……Andrew Justice as a cowboy is about as handsome a cowpoke I have ever seen. Wonder how Andy ended his evening/morning?
This was a dumb post
Yes take Jayden FAR FAR FAR AWAY…
Guess they’re all doing what they do best, looking like sluts. Nothing creative huh?
In the words of Saint Dolly of Pidgeon Forge, “You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
I would imagine we’d be surprised how much time and thought it takes, as well. Except for Mr. Wrestling Singlet. He’s the Mouse this year.
Give me Jayden and Nicco. That’s all I want.
You can HAVE Jayden as long as you promise to take him far far away and we never have to see him again.
Zach! Sweetie daahling! This is not slutty! This is Lacroix dahling!
Parker looked good Friday night (which is when that picture was taken). But I wish I would have gotten a picture of Saturday.
But I was in shock.
because…well…DAMN.
He was Edward from Twilight’s gay brother. Or something like that. I don’t know. All I know was that he had on a leather codpiece, leather boots, a collar, AND THAT WAS IT.
OH I wish I could give you a pic of Luke Marcum. Dressed up as Tranny Saurus Rex. Got drunk and fell off some bleachers and landed on 3 dudes at a bar in Phoenix.
And a good time was had by FALL. What a douchebag.
Jimmy Durano has a nice body, but his eyes really disturb me
“some sort of slutty comic book character” is Green Lantern, I can’t think of a pun