Which Gay Porn Star Should Chris Crocker And His Boyfriend Justin Have A Three-Way With?

Chris Crocker and his hot boyfriend Justin already released a snippet of their first homemade porn, and now they’ve announced that they’re starting their own gay porn studio, GuysInMakeUp! Just kidding. It’s called RealBitchBoysXXX! Kidding again. They really are starting their own site though, and they’re looking for someone else to fuck. But who?

Chris Crocker says he and Justin are leaning towards picking a random fan to fuck since it’s always been a “kinky fantasy,” but I say they should fuck an already established gay porn star (because including at least one person who’s worked in porn before could keep this thing from becoming a total train wreck).

If you’re a fan and want to fuck Chris Crocker and his boyfriend, email them at the address on their image. But, JUST FOR FUN, who would you pick as the third performer to join Chris Crocker and Justin if they were going for a real gay porn star?

These are the first three who came to mind after taking into account sexual compatibility (remember, Chris Crocker is strictly a top) and who seemed to make the most sense aesthetically. Powerbottom Bryce Star to show them both how it’s done? Sassy twink sensation and Chris Crocker rival Brandon Wilde to make things awkward/hot? Or, the versatile perfection of Tommy Defendi, who can teach Crocker the joys of giving and receiving?

 

 

ALSO:

Jesus! How short is Chris Crocker? (Or, how tall is boyfriend Justin?)

13 thoughts on “Which Gay Porn Star Should Chris Crocker And His Boyfriend Justin Have A Three-Way With?”

  1. On reflection, I have to be honest with myself. I do care about Chris Crocker. I care about his storyline being pathetic. I care that he reminds of Wesley Crusher on ST:NG. I care that I have to read his name and remind myself of that screaming little bitch who was defending that white trash bitch who can’t sing and cracked under the pressure of fame. I care that Chris Crocker can’t rise to the level of notorious garbage worthy of a John Water’s film. He is just ne’er- do- well, white trash, and gay. I do care about him doing all this and being gay. So, I guess, I do care. Sigh.

  2. It is sad that I have to comment to register how much I do not care about this story. Keep blogging though, Zach, you have been in full swing mode all this summer and I have never enjoyed reading your blog more! (Bring back Chelsea?)

  3. I *hate* those “He has his father’s eyes” type of pictures !!! If you can’t find a better photo, then don’t run one at all.

  4. It’s nice to see Midget porn still alive and well with Chris’ bf.
    As for the actor to participate in this sad attention-grabbing quest, I’d vote for Diesel Washington to smear them both with his stank.

    p.s. –

  5. Why pay for a scene partner when you can find one for free? I’m sure their new business is as broke as a joke. Strictly a top huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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