Which One Of The Bel Ami Boys Did The Pope Fuck?

Sad news for all of you Catholics: Former Nazi and child sex abuse apologist Pope Benedict announced his surprise retirement today. This is the first time a Pope has retired in over 600 years, and though he’s blaming his departure on “poor health,” everyone knows that’s a lie. Obviously, Pope Benedict is being forced to resign because he fucked one of the Bel Ami boys during their recent trip to the Vatican. But which Bel Ami boy did the Pope fuck?


Did the Pope fuck Kevin Warhol?
Did the Pope fuck Adam Archuleta?
Did the Pope fuck Andre Boleyn?
Did the Pope fuck Jaco Van Sant?
Did the Pope fuck Sean Davis?
Which Bel Ami boy did the Pope fuck?

Or, did the Pope’s fondness for older men lead him to fuck Trevor Yates?
Or, did the Pope fuck all of the Bel Ami boys and Trevor Yates at the same time when they were on location shooting Scandal in the Vatican?
Now that the Pope’s retired, is he allowed to fuck as many gay porn stars as he wants?
Now that the Pope’s retired, will he act like a gay porn star and eventually announce his “unretirement”?
Is the Pope a bottom?

[Bel Ami: Scandal in the Vatican]

Does the Pope swallow?

At the end of the day, my money’s on Warhol.
The Pope fucked Kevin Warhol.
He seems like the Pope’s kind of guy.

[Bel Ami: Kris Evans fucks Kevin Warhol]

Goodbye forever, Pope!

 

13 thoughts on “Which One Of The Bel Ami Boys Did The Pope Fuck?”

  1. Those lovely n very hot Bel Ami Boys would have NEVER touched the cock of that Asshole Pope, Besides he prefers Jewish German men. He should be Raped, whipped and Beaten to death! Some Heavy Duty S&M bastards should tie him to a Cross, spit, piss and crap on his corpse, then yank his cock and balls so hard they tear from his body, then they should be stuffed down his throat! This Man should never have been elevated to Pope, (What an insult to the Catholic church and the world) instead he should have been tried for his Nazi War Crimes and Hatred towards Humanity. I remember when his famous Ratzinger letter came out, telling Gay people they had no right to call themselves Christians. What Human being has the right to tell one entire group they have no right to call themselves anything? That’s being Christian which translates to “Christ-Like”? This is why I and so many other logical thinking people are Atheist. Religion has way too many rules for anyone to be perfect. I thought this post was Perfect – Thank You whomever came up with it. Now Let this retired Pope be taken to the Pit and ripped to shreds by hungry lions just as other so-called Christians have been slaughtered through out the centuries. Or Burn him alive at a steak as Saints have been for decades. Let’s hear him cry to the wind for mercy (which he doesn’t deserve) I’d certainly Jack off to that! He isn’t even worth entering Hell. The Devil would send him back. This asshole isn’t worthy of living or dying. I hope he rots in snot and Shit! Yes I’m angry! He should be stoned to death along with the bishops who agreed to elevate him in the first place!

  2. I consider myself as a atheist. And Yes, the Pope can be heavily criticized for his opinion about abortion, contraceptives and homosexuality. And for not having done enough for those who have been sexually abused by his church. BUT this posting was really too much. I´m not 1% religious but anyway I think this is extremely respect-less and not funny.

  3. What a stupid post. Didn’t you have another thing to write about?. Don’t forget that among your readers there are catholics who may be offended by this nonsense things you’re posting.

    1. You being gay/bi and catholic offends me more than anything Zach has posted on here. Ever.

      I’m actually “catholic” too, but I know well enough how much the religion considers me an abomination. And if you don’t believe that Catholicism considers you inferior, then you really aren’t a true catholic.

  4. OMFG! This was too funny!

    I always found this video to be a bit disturbing. Not because of the hot shirtless guys, but the looks that the pope gave them.

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