Male celebrities cannot keep their clothes on, which is almost always a good thing, but what if you had to choose only one celebrity to see shirtless for the rest of your life?
All of these shirtless hotties have bangin’ bikini bodies, but which one of them took the BEST shirtless photo of the summer?
Who could forget this post-concert pic of Justin Bieber, whose sculpted abs and bulging man-biceps might almost make you forget that he has literally been pissing and spitting on people all summer long!
Who could forget when hairy-chested Zac Efron semi-shirtlessly adjusted his equipment while filming a movie this summer?
Who could forget when proud father Perez Hilton took this nearly-nude bathroom selfie, showing off his rock hard abs and even a slight penis bump in some barely-there briefs? Woof!!
Who could forget when Patrick Schwarzenegger took this SWOLE gym selfie after pumping 50,000 pounds of pure iron, just like his hot DILF of a dad used to be able to do before he got old and fat?
Who could forget Geraldo!
And lastly, who could forget when every single gay man in America simultaneously busted a nut onto his computer screen after furiously masturbating to this post-workout selfie from former virgin and current diabetic Nick Jonas?