Which Shirtless Celebrity Is Having The Best Shirtless Summer?

Male celebrities cannot keep their clothes on, which is almost always a good thing, but what if you had to choose only one celebrity to see shirtless for the rest of your life?

All of these shirtless hotties have bangin’ bikini bodies, but which one of them took the BEST shirtless photo of the summer?

Who could forget this post-concert pic of Justin Bieber, whose sculpted abs and bulging man-biceps might almost make you forget that he has literally been pissing and spitting on people all summer long!

Who could forget when hairy-chested Zac Efron semi-shirtlessly adjusted his equipment while filming a movie this summer?

Who could forget when proud father Perez Hilton took this nearly-nude bathroom selfie, showing off his rock hard abs and even a slight penis bump in some barely-there briefs? Woof!!

Who could forget when Patrick Schwarzenegger took this SWOLE gym selfie after pumping 50,000 pounds of pure iron, just like his hot DILF of a dad used to be able to do before he got old and fat?

Who could forget Geraldo!

And lastly, who could forget when every single gay man in America simultaneously busted a nut onto his computer screen after furiously masturbating to this post-workout selfie from former virgin and current diabetic Nick Jonas?

 

21 thoughts on “Which Shirtless Celebrity Is Having The Best Shirtless Summer?”

  1. Zac Efron loves touching his own penis. I swear that every photo I’ve seen of him, he’s rubbing his crotch and making a scrunchy “I just farted” face.

  2. I LOVED Zac Effron in that cheesy Nicholas Sparks movie “The Lucky One”. He was so fucking sexy with that scruff!!!

  3. isn’t the nick jonas picture a fake one, thanks to photoshop though! i go for patrick, he’s definitely hot!

  4. I go with Justin Bieber! Not only is he the prettiest one on this list but his 42 million fans on Twitter would kill kittens if it came down to it to be the ones to be spit and pissed on by him…!!

  5. Patrick has the easiest and happiest life combined with the fact that he is still young n dumb (so he hasnt met the drudgery named “everyday life” yet) so my vote is for him. Nick is by far the hottest and Zac a distant 2nd, but they have real world concerns unlike the spoiled young son of a movie star politician who feels like he owns the world and can do wtf ever.

    1. > Patrick has the easiest and happiest life combined with
      > the fact that he is still young n dumb (so he hasnt met
      > the drudgery named “everyday life” yet) so my vote is for him.

      Quoted for truth! (I hope his privileged position won’t turn him into an asshole.)

      Also, I would soooo love to hatefuck Beiber*.

      *Name misspelled intentionally.

      1. “(I hope his privileged position won’t turn him into an asshole.)”

        It might be too late – he is already throwing tantrums at night clubs. Of course, there wont be any reprecussions from him doing so.

  6. Eeeh, I dunno about the rest of you, but I cannot bust any nuts to some man’s bare chest. Not after all the porn I’ve seen in my lifetime. Show me some dick or some ass.

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