Tom Brady

Which Tom Brady is the Hottest?

As the GOAT aims for his seventh Super Bowl title this weekend, we ask: Is Tom Brady hot or not? Some phases more than others. Here we rank his Top 10 looks over the last 25 years…which is your favorite? Vote in our poll!

And also check out our Ranking of the Hottest Players from Every NFL Playoff Team for more fantasy football jocks!

10. Draft Day Tom
This infamous photo is a little shocking. This man became the greatest quarterback of all time?!

Tom Brady

9. Beach Tom
Okay, so maybe he isn’t the most built, but that scar by what would be his cum gutters is pretty hot.

Tom Brady

8. Bearded Tom
Typically clean shaven, we don’t see this look much…I’m a little meh on it. He’s not committing.

Tom Brady

7. High School Tom
Just so I don’t come across as a total perv, he was 18 his senior year.

Tom Brady

6. GQ Tom
Douchy or debonair? I’m digging the suit…

Tom Brady

5. College Tom
Hot jock! (Well, moreso in some pics…)

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

4. Men’s Health Tom
Aka, casual Tom.

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3. Long-haired Tom
He’s dabbled with this look to varying degrees of success over the years, but when it’s right, it’s REALLY right…

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

2. Buzz/Fade Cut Tom
I prefer the fade myself, but both of these mil-inspired looks are perfect for him.

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

1. Daddy Tom
In my book, Tom has never looked hotter than he has these last few years (his last few years with the Patriots and first year with the Buccaneers), with those slight wrinkles and that bristly salt-and-pepper 5 o’clock shadow.

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

Which look is your fave?

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6 thoughts on “Which Tom Brady is the Hottest?”

  1. Pingback: Top 10 Hottest Quarterbacks of the 2021-22 NFL Season - TheSword.com

    1. BS. They played golf, so did Clinton and Bloomberg. He was given a hat, he never wore it. He’s married to a South American woman, 2 sons by 2 independent women who are close friends, 2 older sisters he adores, 1 married to former Sox player Kevin Youkalis, who is Jewish. Tom’s dad has been on a committee in CA to remove the homophobic drunken archbishop in SF. His name is on the petition about Kaepernick to

    2. Get a life . Over 50% of gay men voted for President Trump, Stop the hate ! Why don’t you send in a picture of yourself for all of us to see , mmmmm. Probably won’t hey. don’t blame you .

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