Gay culture is alive and well!
Touted as the one of the largest annual events in the world for gays (and GHB dealers), it’s White Party 2011! This year’s entertainment line-up includes Charo (she should have been the headliner on Saturday), Robyn (fine), gay porn star Brodie Newport doing something at an after party, singers Alexis Jordan (who?) and Wynter Gordon (who?), “dance sensation” Zoe Badwi (who?), “Vampire Diaries” actress and singer Kat Graham (an actress and a singer!?; who?), and Cirque Du Soleil. People aren’t really into Cirque Du Soleil anymore, are they? I take my circuses with clown cars and bearded ladies, not weirdo body contortionists wrapping themselves up in oversized scarves, please. Also, bring some Visine and however much outrage at your lack of civil rights you can muster while coming down off ecstasy because Adam Bouska will be doing one of his NOH8 photo shoots in a hotel, which is perfect for those faggots who like to honor marriage equality and have promiscuous, demoralizing sex all in one weekend. Which photo will be your Facebook profile pic come the Monday after? The one of you with the masking tape over your mouth in a hotel room or the one of you at the NOH8 photo shoot?
Big surprise: I think White Party is stupid. Not because of the bad music or rampant drug abuse or abundance of stereotypical spray-tanned, roided out muscle studs or whoring around in hotel rooms at 6 a.m. with people you don’t know and will never see again (you can do that anywhere, really), but because this is the event that is celebrated and promoted as one of the largest annual events in the world for gays, and I think it sucks to be identified with bad music, rampant drug abuse, spray-tanned muscle studs, and whoring around in hotel rooms with people you don’t know (actually I’m OK with this last part). Or, maybe I’m just jealous that I’m not going?
Have fun, sluts.
Here’s the White Party website, which I’ve been reluctant to link to throughout this post because jesus fucking christ.
Really, gay people still do GHB
I just thought Zach was just being ironic. Who get’s that worked up over the White party?
Bitter Bitch.. Please don’t bring that to dinner on Saturday!!
Sorry to pull the Hypocrite Card out, but you’ve been served! You glamorize and idolize porn stars and sex workers on this blog, yet rip apart a circuit party? Don’t ALL of the stories you write involve spray-tanned muscle studs who use drugs, whoring around in hotel rooms? So it’s okay if you’re a “performer” getting paid for it, but Tom, Dick, and Harry from the Midwest who escape their boring lives for a weekend of fun and frivolity in Palm Springs should be persecuted for their behavior?
I’m not defending the circuit scene which admittedly is a soul-destroying, but let’s be honest here…gay boys partying isn’t doing you any harm, aside from feeling inferior and insecure. Maybe if you splashed on some glitter and grabbed a couple glo-sticks you’d be happy like Ke$ha instead of judgy like Judy. :-)
Sorry to pull an Apples & Oranges Card out, but gay porn stars are not glamorized or treated with any dignity in mainstream media. No one pretends that gay porn is anything more than what it is: Gay Porn. The White Party is advertised and promoted as a fun weekend in the desert with dancing and NOH8 photographers and pop stars when in reality it is a drug fueled gay sex orgy. Maybe if they presented themselves more honestly (like the Black Party does) I wouldn’t have a problem. Don’t try to be something that you’re not.
I just caught herpes from reading this! Even funnier about the NOH8 photos is when someone uses their NOH8 pic as part of their rentboy portfolio of pictures. Marriage equity mixed in with prostitution!
VERY NSFW….
http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lu=DavidTaylor
While I enjoy arguing with anybody at any point in my life…..I can’t argue with this.
Brilliant post. Almost as good as the Tabitha one.
“Which photo will be your Facebook profile pic come the Monday after? The one of you with the masking tape over your mouth in a hotel room or the one of you at the NOH8 photo shoot?”
Christ. You really took the claws out for this one.
oh my GOD you were right on with that !