Who Are the Hottest Footballers in the Super Bowl?

If you’re like me, you are right now chillin’ on the balcony of a hetero Super Bowl party, hogging the guac and smoking a doobie in honor of both marijuana-friendly states on the field.

Between gulps of Trader Joe’s IPA, your girl (space) friend might kneel beside you, saying she’s bored and wants to instead investigate if there are any hot players on either team.

Presented by a gay guy and a straight girl halfway smoked through their own super bowl, a carefully curated lineup of the hottest guys on the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos.

DENVER BRONCOS

ERIC DECKER (Wide Receiver, hell yeah he does)

Joel Dreesen (Tight End)

Rahim Moore (Safety)

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Russell Wilson (Quarterback)

Brandon Browner (Cornerback)

Zach Miller (Tight End)

HONORABLE MENTION: SILVER FOX EDITION

Peter Carroll (Coach, Seattle Seahawks)

So… when’s Halftime again?

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Joe
February 3, 2014 at 12:31 pm

Pass
Jean
February 3, 2014 at 10:44 am

Umm please google Luke Willson of Seattle Seahawks he’s a starting tight end, Canadian, rookie…ur welcome
Eddie
February 3, 2014 at 12:11 am

Russell Wilson, Rahim Moore, and Eric Decker…mmmmmmm

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