In the latest scene from Scandal at the Vatican 2, an “eccentric” Monsignor (Jean Daniel) gets to have his way with on of his Swiss Guards. But not before a weird nun delivers him a breakfast tray full of dildos and butt plugs.
Also, hilariously: condoms! Like they use those at Bel Ami.
Anyway, there are these two nuns — who I thought were men in drag but actually I think they’re women! — Sister Sodom and Sister Gomorrah, and they’re sitting giggling over a table full of sex toys and which to bring to the Monsignor.
It actually doesn’t make a ton of sense!
They take a rosary and wrap it around a double-headed dildo, and I guess this is hilarious and scandalous to Eastern European Catholics, but it’s just odd.
One nun delivers the tray to Jean Daniel, who’s been getting off to the “Bible of Gay Porn” instead of reading his scriptures.
And this inspires him to pull one of the guards, played by Zac DeHaan, into his chamber.
That cock is seriously beautiful, everyone. Hallelujah.