To The Kruger Goes The Boomer

At the beginning of our pre-Grabby Hottest Cock in Gay Porn Contest, Boomer Banks promised this to Tim Kruger “if u win I will … I for you.” Guess whose hole is about to become the real Winner’s Circle?

The Grabby’s will announce their winners this Saturday, May 28th, in Chicago. We decided a few weeks ago that they shouldn’t have all the fun, especially when it came to the Hottest Cock category. Right after the First Heat was posted, Boomer Banks made a promise to its leader, Tim Kruger, that if Tim turned out to be the big winner, Boomer would be his big bottom.

Twenty mouth-watering cocks, the first and second semi-finals, the “delegate convention” ballot, and 5.667 votes later, we have a winner big winner. Boomer, I hope you have been stocking up on lube.

Not that there is a bad looking cock in the bunch, there can only be one winner so let’s count ’em down …

Remember, Boomer, this was your idea …

@TimKrugerXXX @theswordcom pic.twitter.com/fmhG28PoVy

— Boomer Banks (@Boomer_Banks) May 3, 2016

It was pretty big news back on Thanksgiving Weekend of 2014 when Boomer bottomed for the first time on camera in an insane flip with none other than our #5 finisher, the insanely hot Sean Zevran

As for Tim Kruger, here’s a visual of “Kruger the Killer” in action. By the time he was done with Vasily Mevas, what used to be Vasily’s hole looked more like lunch meat …

So Tim and Boomer, the only thing we need to know is where, when, and what position will be first?

So guys, Boomer on the bottom, Tim Kruger on top. If you were directing, who would do what to who?

6 thoughts on “To The Kruger Goes The Boomer”

Juval
June 17, 2016 at 3:46 pm

They both do each other/bottom for one another

TrumpHasSmallHands
May 24, 2016 at 8:34 am

Eugh! It’s not really a fair competition when you deliberately announce before the vote that ‘If you vote for X you’ll get to see them fuck Y!!’

That’s what we call an uneven playing field and please don’t pretend that you didn’t know it would have a material effect on the result of the vote. It’s like the winner of Best Halloween Costume competition mysteriously going to the kid whose parents gave the voters the most candy. What are the chances!

I don’t normally comment on posts like this but the pretense you put into it being a fair competition struck me as so absurd I just needed to vent

1. Harlan
  May 24, 2016 at 10:25 am
  
  TrumpHasSmallHands, thank you for taking the time to comment.
  
  The entire competition , having no impact or association with The Grabby’s other than using their Hottest Cock nominees, was just for fun. It was designed as a way for the rest of us to be able to weigh in on this category in particular.
  
  The ‘vote for X you’ll get to see them fuck Y’ was Boomer’s idea and Tim was all in (no pun intended). As they were the leaders of their respective heats, it added a new dimension to the whole ball game that they heavily promoted on Twitter as well. For most people, that just heightened the fun – which was the real goal to begin with.
  
Anonymous
May 23, 2016 at 10:25 pm

Two below average looking gays with dad bods? Pretty sad state of affairs in gay porn!

1. Anonymous
  May 23, 2016 at 11:08 pm
  
  Both guys are fit you body shaming asshole.
  
  1. John
    May 24, 2016 at 7:59 am
    
    agreed! they are hot as fuck.