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Who Was the Hottest Diver at the U.S. Olympic Trials?

Tight bodies twisting in the air, skimpy bathing suits clinging to bulges, and So. Many. Cum Gutters! As we near the start of the diving competition at the Olympics in Tokyo, we look back at last month’s U.S. Diving Trials. Which one of these divers gets you wet?  Vote for your favorite!

We’ve already taken a look at the Hottest Swimmers at the U.S. Olympic Trials, the Hottest Gymnasts at the U.S. Olympic Trials, the Hottest Track Athletes and the Hottest Field Athletes. Now it’s time for the divers! Vote for your favorite in our poll below! (They are impossible to rank…all of these men are gorgeous!)

10. Jake Butler
Jake finished at 10 in springboard, which is the exact score I would give his body. (Those pits and nips…yum!)

Jake Butler

Jake Butler

9. David Dinsmore
My heart breaks for David, who finished in third for the second trials in a row and just missed the team. He seems like a great guy who is very well liked, and I love him rocking that stache!

David Dinsmore

David Dinsmore

David Dinsmore

David Dinsmore

David Dinsmore

8. Chase Lane
This Kentucky cutie was 11th in platform, but he rates a lot higher in my book.

Chase Lane

Chase Lane

Chase Lane

Chase Lane

7. Jacob Siler
The wild child of the bunch finished sixth in platform, but I guarantee you just by watching his infectious personality play to the camera after all of his dives that he is without a doubt the most fun in bed.

Jacob Siler

Jacob Siler

6. Andrew Capobianco
Andrew qualified for both the springboard and for the synchro event (with his partner Michael Hixon, who does pretty well on my list). He is serving up some ginger jockness, and I am here for it. I am also here for his father, shown cheering in the crowd in the clip below (daddy, yes!!!).

Andrew Capobianco

Andrew Capobianco

Andrew Capobianco

Andrew Capobianco

Andrew Capobianco

Andrew Capobianco

5. Jordan Windle
The feel-good story of the trials, Jordan qualified for Tokyo by placing second in the platform–as his gay dad who adopted him watched from the stands getting all teary eyed. (I’m crying in the club right now!) And dear lord would you look at that smile?!

Jordan Windle

Jordan Windle

Jordan Windle

Jordan Windle

Jordan Windle

Jordan Windle

4. Brandon Loschiavo
The platform champ had a scruffy look at trials, but sometimes rocks a great stache that pairs perfectly with his super-cute face. And oh yeah, that tight body…yes, ma’am!

Brandon Loschiavo

Brandon Loschiavo

Brandon Loschiavo

Brandon Loschiavo

Brandon Loschiavo

Brandon Loschiavo

3. David Boudia
The veteran already has Olympic gold and bronze in the platform, but he came up just short in the springboard at trials, finishing third. But still hot as fuck, giving off early daddy vibes.

David Boudia

David Boudia

David Boudia

David Boudia

David Boudia

2. Briadam Herrera
Hurricane Briadam finished fifth in the springboard and didn’t make the team, and I am gutted. That face. That body. Those fuzzy legs. Ugh!

Briadam Herrera

Briadam Herrera

Briadam Herrera

Briadam Herrera

Briadam Herrera

Briadam Herrera

1. Michael Hixson
Wait, Zac Efron is a diver?! No? Coulda fooled me. Michael is a dream, and will be competing with buddy Andrew in the synchro event (which will get me double wet). My God would you look at those eyes?!

Michael Hixon

Michael Hixon

Michael Hixon

Michael Hixon

Michael Hixon

Michael Hixon

Who’s your favorite? Vote below, then check out:

 

5 thoughts on “Who Was the Hottest Diver at the U.S. Olympic Trials?”

  1. Uh wayyyyyy to femi!!! So I am going to say, zero of them. I will stick with my Italian and Brazilian men.

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