Who Wore It Better: Johnny Rapid Edition

Despite the decrease in dicks, Johnny Rapid looks just darling surrounded by four of them (as opposed to the six with Chris Tyler and the five with Parker Perry). Who wore the dicks better? Well, the four with Johnny are practically limp (how could anyone be limp while in the presence of Johnny Rapid?), so he doesn’t have much to work with. I guess I’m still #teamParker.

And as he is wont to do, here’s the trailer for Johnny Rapid getting gangbanged by a bunch of dicks. (I’ve given up trying to stop people from violating Johnny Rapid since this is all Men.com seems to want to do to Johnny Rapid.)

What’s with the black Band-Aid?

Also: What does it mean that there are twins appearing in the same gay porn scene and it isn’t even a thing anymore?

AND:

Still can’t handle THIS FACE.

JizzOrgy.com (the new orgy site from Men.com) trailer:

 

[Jizz Orgy: Johnny Rapid Gangbang]

 

6 thoughts on “Who Wore It Better: Johnny Rapid Edition”

  1. Please, Parker Perry would blow that twink away with his skills and then take all the leftover dicks as a bonus.

  2. OneOfTheManyChris

    Johnny is cute, especially when he gives up on trying to act scared and starts laughing, but their “frat house” looks like a vacation rental condo.

  3. Since both the Falcon and Hot House movies are just shots that never appear in the video I say Johnny Rapid wins.

  4. It is a mixed bag with a mixed verdict. They guys are definately hotter in this video. However, their performances are weaker and softer and their cum shots horrible. The cum shots are so weak, he had to cum on his own face for a visual.
    So hard to decide.

  5. definitely Johnny Rapid is a loser for me in this 3-way, simply because there are less dicks, they’re also not even hard, and he’s the least attractive amongst the three of them in my opinion.

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