In today’s installment of Who Would You Rather?, we have a twunkish brunette with a cute Minnesotan accent, and a hunky blond cowboy with a big belt buckle and a Southern drawl.
These two fresh faces are now on the internet jerking off for your pleasure, and I think it’s important right now to decide who is more worthy of your porn dollar.
First we have Simon on Sean Cody, who seems happy enough to be basking in the San Diego sun and diving naked in the infinity pool when he’d be otherwise freezing his nuts off in the Midwest.
And apart from being a little sexier when he doesn’t smile, and going a little crazy with the clippers in the pubic region, he has an amazing ass and will make a damn sexy bottom, should he so choose.
And in the other corner we have Colt Mclaire, the newest “cowboy” they got to jerk off in a hotel room over at GayHoopla.
Colt is so straight that he even forgets who he’s shooting for at one point and addresses something to “you ladies.” Or maybe that wasn’t a mistake.
And yeah, he first addresses the camera wearing some Santa shorts and saying, “What’s up, motherfuckers.”
Someday maybe GayHoopla will stop doing the frat bro schtick. Anyway, Colt shoots an enormous load that flies up over his shoulder practically, and it is spectacular.