Who’d You Rather: Battle Of The Shirtless Spider-Men

Okay, so is there a huge crossover for gay porn fans and comic book nerds? Hopefully there is because I’m about to dive dick first into some of the best Spider-Man news I’ve ever heard.

For anyone who doesn’t know, it’s being rumored that Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, the two original actors who portrayed Spider-Man on-screen, will be returning for the third MCU Spider-Man film. They will be joining the current Spider-Man, Tom Holland, for a multi-verse storyline.

So while I am a comic book nerd who is excited about this news, I’m also a huge pervert who writes for a gay porn blog. So this news has me wondering – who is the hottest Spider-Man that we’ve had so far?! I want to know who everyone thinks is the hottest. So take a look at some steamy shots of these twunky superheros down below, vote for which Spider-Man you’d want to shoot webs all over in our poll below, and sound off in the comments with your perverted superhero thoughts!

Tobey Maguire (2002-2007)

He’s the original and while he may not be the first person you think of when you think “hunky Hollywood actor,” there’s no denying that his body was hot as hell in that mirror scene in the original Spider-Man movie! [See more]

Andrew Garfield (2012-2014)

The forgotten Spider-Man! I know many people choose to ignore his films, but they’re honestly not that bad. You should revisit them! [See more]

Tom Holland (2017-present)

Behind Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth, Tom is usually a top choice for everyone’s MCU crush, so I won’t be surprised if he takes top spot in this poll. But you never know! Maybe there are some diehard Andrew and Tobey fans lurking in the shadows. [See more]


 

7 thoughts on “Who’d You Rather: Battle Of The Shirtless Spider-Men”

    1. Toby was 25/6 when they shot the 1st film.
      As was Garfield.
      A…Tom was barely legal in the US…but…but…he has such great energy. ;)

    2. There is no moral high ground on this one: the str8 actors most likely wouldn’t appreciate the lusty thoughts.

      But then it is fantasy.

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