Who’d You Rather: The Cast of ‘Dune’

It’s time for another round of Who’d You Rather – our favorite regular post on The Sword where we list a bunch of actors and porn stars and ask you to name the hunk you’d most like to take to pound town.

For this week’s big poll, we’re going to be asking you to choose the sexiest actor from the highly-anticipated film Dune. This movie just hit theaters and HBO Max, so we figured it was the perfect time to drool over actors like Timothée Chalamet, Jason Momoa, Oscar Isaac, Josh Brolin, and Javier Bardem. (Yes, we know there are plenty of other hot guys in the movie, but for the purposes of this post, we’re only going to be focusing on the five men prominently featured on the main promotional poster for this movie.)

So take a look below at these Dune actors and their exposed sandworms, vote in our poll for the actor you most want to be Dune it with, and don’t forget to head to the comments to share all your hot thoughts!

Jason Momoa

Based on our Who’d You Rather: Justice League post from earlier this year, I know that you’re all pretty hard for this sexy Aquaman and Game of Thrones actor and I can’t blame you for it! This 6’4″ stud is one of the sexiest men in Hollywood and I’m sure more than a few of you will cast him as your final vote for this poll. [See more Jason]

Javier Bardem

Younger Javier Bardem? Hot. Older Javier Bardem? Hot. This man looks like a fucking sex god no matter his age and we can’t get enough of him and his many nude moments throughout his long career. [See more Javier]

Josh Brolin

At 53 years old, Josh Brolin squeaks in as the oldest main cast member in Dune (Javier is 52) and that means we can label him the official Dune Daddy! [See more Josh]

Oscar Isaac

Based on our Star Wars edition of Who’d You Rather, I know that some of you are absolutely obsessed with this bearded heartthrob and I also know you’re definitely obsessed with his latest nude scene courtesy HBO. [See more Oscar]

Timothée Chalamet

Annndddd here’s the one twink in the main cast of Dune. It’s Timothée Chalamet! If you’re not into all the beefy daddies in this movie, then I hope you’re in the mood for a fat serving of this twinky Call Me By Your Name actor. [See more Timothée]

Alright! Which Dune dude has your vote? Who is the sexiest actor in the cast? Who do you want to be Dune it with? Vote in our poll below and be sure to share all your hot thoughts down in the comments!