Who’d You Rather: The Cast Of ‘The Suicide Squad’

Okay, so at the time of me writing this, I have not actually watched The Suicide Squad yet, but I’m extremely excited to go see it in theaters. In case you couldn’t tell from all the superhero shit I constantly post on this blog (please see examples one, two, three, and four), I’m really into comic book movies.

Not only is this film getting pretty decent reviews, but it’s also apparently supposed to feature a scene with muscle hunk John Cena’s big dick in some tighty whities. I mean, if you aren’t excited for that then I don’t know what’s wrong with you!

So in honor of this sequel’s big release and my general excitement for it, we’re taking a look at its large cast of male actors and asking you Who’d You Rather? So take a look at some of these actor’s hottest moments below, vote in our perverted polls for your most fuckable celeb, and be sure to tell us your ultimate comic book sex fantasies down in the comments!

Round One: The Original Cast

For this first poll, we’re going to take it back all the way to 2016 and ask you to pick your favorite hunk from the original (and Academy Award-winning) Suicide Squad movie! This includes Jared Leto, Will Smith, and nude hunk Jai Courtney – the latter of who is the only one that’s reported to return for the sequel.

---

Round Two: The Muscle Men

Now we’re getting into the men of the newest DCEU movie! For this second poll, we selected the three beefiest men in the cast – Idris Elba, John Cena, and King Shark. Yes, we know that King Shark is a CGI character and not a real person, but you have to admit that the muscle shark is kinda hot, right?!

Round Three: The Others

I feel bad for shoving main character Joel Kinnaman in a poll with Nathan Fillion and Pete Davidson, two actors who seem like they’re playing characters that are going to die fairly early in this death-heavy film, but that’s just where he landed. If you’re reading this Joel, please don’t take it personally!

Round Four: The Ultimate Choice

Alright, it’s finally time to pick your ultimate Suicide Squad hunk and let the world know which stud you want to take to bed. Sound off in the poll, give us your reasoning down in the comments, and be sure to head here to check out more hot celeb action.