Did you know that underneath all of those bulky hockey pads are some of the hottest jock bods in all of sports? With the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs underway, we rank the hottest NHL jocks—one from each team in the postseason. Who’s your favorite? Vote in our poll!
I first have to share one jock who didn’t make my list: Brendan Lemieux of the Los Angeles Kings. I was going to rank him high, because look…
…but then I saw this, and wanted to cry as I couldn’t bring myself to do it:
Sigh…that was taken five years ago, so maybe he isn’t a fan anymore? Please?! Anyway, here are the hotties who made our list…
16. Trevor Moore, Los Angeles Kings
Instead, I’ll go with Brendan’s cute teammate, Cali boy Trevor, to start us off. I love those fuzzy legs!
15. Colin Blackwell, Toronto Maple Leafs
This handsome Massachusetts native looks really good celebrating his patriotism…
14. Bryan Rust, Pittsburgh Penguins
Serving up some (ginger?) bearded realness, Bryan also loves dogs (a recurring theme on this list…as if I needed any more reason to lust after hockey players).
13. Ondrej Palat, Tampa Bay Lightning
Ondrej showed off his big smooth Czech muscles last year (hello, abs!) after he helped Tampa win the Cup.
12. Nino Niederreiter, Carolina Hurricanes
This Swiss stud stunning in a suit, and also keeps handsome company: That’s countryman Marco Odermatt (below on the golf course), who made our list of The Hottest Alpine Skiers at the 2022 Winter Olympics.
11. Roman Josi, Nashville Predators
Nashville is the only team that has been eliminated so far, but scruffy Swiss hunk Roman will always be a winner in my book.
10. Adam Fox, New York Rangers
What an appropriate last name, Adam! I get some serious frat bro vibes from him, and that’s a very, very good thing. (He’d fit right in for one of those Fraternity Fantasies scenes…paging Walden Woods and Conrad Parker!)
9. Aaron Ekblad, Florida Panthers
Supports the gay community? Loves dogs? Hot beard and hot body? Marry me, Aaron!
8. Josh Manson, Colorado Avalanche
Smooth stud Josh is 6-foot-3, 224 pounds of handsomeness—and he cleans up real nice. (Ugh…can I spend Christmas morning squeezing that hot body as we wear matching flannel pajamas please?!)
7. Tyler Bozak, St. Louis Blues
That. Fucking. Face. (Best smile on the list, hands down!)
6. Charlie Coyle, Boston Bruins
Charlie ain’t far behind in the killer smile department. He’s 6-foot-3, 200 pounds (about 50 of those in his biceps, apparently), and looks even cuter with those pooches!
5. Kevin Fiala, Minnesota Wild
This is were it starts to get difficult ranking these hunks. Kevin is a fuzzy-chested Swiss cutie who almost has the best hair (see below). He’s a fucking dreamboat, and has arguably the best potential as a model.
4. Evander Kane, Edmonton Oilers
Evander shed his clothes for the ESPN Body Issue three years ago, and we loved what we saw (that ass!!!).
3. Blake Coleman, Calgary Flames
My God would you look at that hair?! Smooth or scruffy, Blake is one sexy daddy. Those piercing eyes, those tree-trunk legs…fuck yes.
2. Tyler Seguin, Dallas Stars
Tattooed Tyler is a trouble-making bad boy—and he’s got the best personality of the bunch. Another veteran of the ESPN Bodies Issue, I am fairly certain he is the best lay on this list.
1. Tom Wilson, Washington Capitals
One of the most physical players in the league (if he’s on your team, you love him; if he isn’t, you hate him), Tom is 6-foot-4, 218 pounds of rock-solid stud. I want him to stare at me with those dark and handsome eyes, destroy me with his Canadian cock, and then cuddle puppies with him until they fall asleep on us.
Who’s the hottest hockey stud? Vote in our poll!