Who’s the Hottest Jock at the 2023 Super Bowl?

Who will win Super Bowl LVII this Sunday in Arizona? Who cares?! What we really want to know is who the hottest baller is. Here we look at the five hottest Chiefs and the five hottest Eagles. Which one is your favorite? Vote in our poll!

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Kansas City Chiefs

Travis Kelce
This hunky and hairy tight end is everything. Please destroy me.

JuJu Smith-Schuster
More than anyone one this list, JuJu likes to show off the hard work he puts into that body. We thank him for that.

Trent McDuffie
OMG that face!

Patrick Mahomes
The MVP of the NFL is looking for his second title, and we’re in love with that smile.

Willie Gay
Suit or crop top? Willie looks great in both. (Plus, love the last name.)

Philadelphia Eagles 

Jalen Hurts
Mr. GQ Jalen has some killer eyes…and a killer bod we wish he would show off more!

Brandon Graham
We want beefy Brandon to cradle us in that fuzzy chest.

Gardner Minshew
Barring an in injury to Jalen, this backup QB won’t play. But I don’t care, nor do I care about his sometimes mullet. Cause yes ma’am…

Darius Slay
Speaking of amazing smiles… (and Darius, please take that shirt off!)

Nick Sirianni
The head coach and his salt-and-pepper beard are daddy. And he was damn sexy as a player, too.

Who’s the hottest? Vote in our poll!

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