It’s Super Bowl Sunday, and we’re all winners because we get to see these muscle jocks in tight uniforms grinding against each other. We picked our Top 10 hottest studs for the game (btw, are they called the Niners because they all have 9-inch cocks?). Who is your favorite? Vote in our poll!
Honorable Mention: Kyle Shanahan
If daddies are more your thing, we present to you this salt-and-pepper stud who coaches the 49ers…
10. Mitchell Wishnowsky
We wanna bury our face in the fuzzy chest of this tall Aussie kicker for San Fran…(plus, doggie!)
9. Rashee Rice
This Kansas City jock has very good ball control…
8. Deebo Samuel
This Chiefs wide receiver has killer eyes and likes to show off…
7. Justin Watson
Another Kansas City cutie, Justin and his bicep veins have us drooling…
6. Fred Warner
This tall 49er has the best smile of the bunch.
5. Kyle Juszczyk
Hot jock Kyle and his big muscles get bonus points for that adorable dog. (Also, watch out Fred…Kyle has a killer smile, too!)
4. Brock Purdy
The 49er QB is fucking adorable, the yummy youngin’ of the list.
3. Travis Kelce
Taylor has great taste.
2. Christian McCaffrey
Remember that GQ spread this handsome matinee idol 49er did? (Those eyes!)
1. Nick Bosa
Jesus…I want this San Francisco defensive end to destroy me.
Who do you think is the hottest? Vote in our poll!
And for more Super Bowl antics, may we suggest taking football party tips from Dom King and Logan Aarons at Men.com?
I’d let Travis Kelce dump the biggest load in me.
Brock Purdy is fucking disgusting looking! He looks Lee Harvey Oswald! Gross as fuck!
Send a pic of yourself. We’ll judge your looks. Nobody likes a hater. I’m sure you’re Gross as Fuck! Loser.
Purdy is puurdy.
Went with Kelce as he’s more my taste, but honorable mentions to Purdy’s pits and Kyle J.’s dog!
Bosa hands down as a fantasy fuck but I have a feeling he would be rather abusive sexually to any partner. We have all been with people like him…..look great from the outside but internally more issues and not worth the bother. GL guy, great body and I would imagine a huge cock.
Bosa (and his brother) are racist homophobes. Nothing’s less sexy than those two twats.
Exactly. Objectively handsome, but so entrenched in a racist and homophobic environment that he needs to show some change. Otherwise he’s a Trump supporter the community should be wary of.
Do they have specific instances?
His PR team scrubbed his social media record when he went to SF, but there are plenty of articles about it.
Are Porn Actor Tyler Saint, And Christian McCaffrey Related ?
Yeah… Tyler is his great, great grandfather.
Agreed. He looks like a young Tyler Saint.
Sorry but Purdy looks like Lee Harvey! Disgusting! Vomit!
Hopefully sexy and handsome Logan Aarons enjoyed that King size pizza.