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Who’s the Hottest Jock at the 2024 Super Bowl?

It’s Super Bowl Sunday, and we’re all winners because we get to see these muscle jocks in tight uniforms grinding against each other. We picked our Top 10 hottest studs for the game (btw, are they called the Niners because they all have 9-inch cocks?). Who is your favorite? Vote in our poll!

Honorable Mention: Kyle Shanahan

If daddies are more your thing, we present to you this salt-and-pepper stud who coaches the 49ers…

Kyle Shanahan Kyle Shanahan

10. Mitchell Wishnowsky

We wanna bury our face in the fuzzy chest of this tall Aussie kicker for San Fran…(plus, doggie!)

Mitchell Wishnowsky

Mitchell Wishnowsky

Mitchell Wishnowsky

Mitchell Wishnowsky

9. Rashee Rice

This Kansas City jock has very good ball control…

Rashee Rice Rashee Rice

8. Deebo Samuel

This Chiefs wide receiver has killer eyes and likes to show off…

Deebo Samuel Deebo Samuel

Deebo Samuel Deebo Samuel

7. Justin Watson

Another Kansas City cutie, Justin and his bicep veins have us drooling…

Justin Watson Justin Watson

Justin Watson Justin Watson

Justin Watson

6. Fred Warner

This tall 49er has the best smile of the bunch.

Fred Warner

Fred Warner Fred Warner

Fred Warner

5. Kyle Juszczyk

Hot jock Kyle and his big muscles get bonus points for that adorable dog. (Also, watch out Fred…Kyle has a killer smile, too!)

Kyle Juszczyk Kyle Juszczyk

Kyle Juszczyk

4. Brock Purdy

The 49er QB is fucking adorable, the yummy youngin’ of the list.

Brock Purdy

Brock Purdy Brock Purdy

Brock Purdy

3. Travis Kelce

Taylor has great taste.

Travis Kelce Travis Kelce

Travis Kelce

Travis Kelce

2. Christian McCaffrey

Remember that GQ spread this handsome matinee idol 49er did? (Those eyes!)

Christian McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey

Christian McCaffrey

Christian McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey

Christian McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey

Christian McCaffrey

Christian McCaffrey

1. Nick Bosa

Jesus…I want this San Francisco defensive end to destroy me.

Nick Bosa Nick Bosa

Nick Bosa

Nick Bosa

Nick Bosa

Nick Bosa

Nick Bosa

Nick Bosa

Who do you think is the hottest? Vote in our poll!

And for more Super Bowl antics, may we suggest taking football party tips from Dom King and Logan Aarons at Men.com?

Dom King, Logan Aarons

13 thoughts on “Who’s the Hottest Jock at the 2024 Super Bowl?”

  1. Bosa hands down as a fantasy fuck but I have a feeling he would be rather abusive sexually to any partner. We have all been with people like him…..look great from the outside but internally more issues and not worth the bother. GL guy, great body and I would imagine a huge cock.

    1. Exactly. Objectively handsome, but so entrenched in a racist and homophobic environment that he needs to show some change. Otherwise he’s a Trump supporter the community should be wary of.

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