Why Are Johnny Ford & Shane Cook Getting Their Big Dicks Measured?

I love me a good gay porn spoof of a reality TV competition show, dating all the way back to Jet Set’s America’s Next Hot Bottom and Dominic Ford’s So You Think You Can Fuck series. Now Next Door is keeping the streak alive with the debut of a brand new series!

Welcome to San Diego’s Top Top, which is created out of the frustration from bottoms Elliot Finn and Brandon Anderson, who are tired of hookup app failures and want to make sure they only give up their holes to the truly deserving (“They treat us like homes! We should do the same thing!”).

They devise a five-point inspection to help test prospective tops, and the first “contestants” are hung jocks Shane Cook and Johnny Ford, who strip down and submit to the whims of the horny bottoms—who measure various body parts while looking ridiculously cute in their black tuxedo t-shirts. (Fun coincidence: The first episode of So You Think You Can Fuck also featured a super-hot Shane, model-turned-agent Shane Frost!) This measuring contest alone is enough to watch this scene; I could watch these two built jocks show off and get worshipped all day.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: Who the hell would need to put Shane and Johnny through any kind of test before getting naked with them?! (Seriously, Elliot and Brandon? Would you look at them?!). In episode 1 (“The Inspection”), Elliot takes on thick-dicked Shane, who stuffs his girthy dick down both of Elliot’s holes (come on, Elliot…you can suck that beer can cock a little deeper!). The bottom also gets his hot cock slurped, then raises his hairy legs in the air as he gets pounded deep, then sucks Shane some more before the top dumps his load on him.

Have you ever had a dick-measuring contest?

See the full scene at Next Door Studios!