Why Bruce Vilanch’s Assistant Won’t Be Coming Into Work Today

The day after Seth tweeted that he was off “early to bed for a day of productivity tomorrow,” the 25-year-old UCLA grad got arrested, forcing his boss, Bruce Vilanch, to endure Autumn without a tight-bodied fuck stud of an assistant. When he wasn’t busy cleaning out the pudding from in between Vilanch’s neck creases, Seth moon-lighted as the well-reviewed gay escort “Scott Adler.”

He was also (allegedly) moon-lighting as a coke dealer, and after being arrested September 14th on two counts of selling and transporting a controlled substance, he now sits in an L.A. county jail cell on no bail. And why no bail? Because it’s the second time he’s been arrested on drug-related charges. Here are some of his quasi-famous friends:

(clock-wise from the top left: hanging with Chi Chi LaRue, Austin Wilde, Bruce Vilanch, Blake Riley, Angel Benton and Dustin Lance Black.)


Jason Curious, the doyenne of Los Angeles gay porn society, shared his thoughts with The Sword today:

Seth compartmentalized his life a lot, so even as one of his best friends there were lots of things he didn’t want me to know about him. I do know that he has flaws and he’s made a lot of enemies, and rightfully so. But for those who are now coming out of the woodwork at a time when he can’t even defend himself I think is total pussy-like behavior. Pussy pussy pussy. Magic pussy-like behavior. I’m not going to name names yet but I’m tempted.

The names Jason isn’t naming probably involve the two blogs here and here. Jason adds:

Whatever horrible and negative things Seth may have done to anyone writing these nasty blogs and comments about him, I hope they all realize that what they’re doing is lowering themselves to the same level of nastiness and negativity that they so deplored in him. And I hope that they take a minute to look in the mirror.

Hear, hear. The Sword is founded on idolizing abbed-out twunks with lots of coke. Not to mention that his nipples are constantly erect. Hot damn.

And here’s a picture of his ass (click to enlarge):

RELATED:

Driving Miss Arthur: A Fag Assistant’s Harrowing Tale
Bruce Vilanch Talks Sex: Nyuk Nyuk …Yuk
Coke Around the World is Getting Shittier and Shittier
Jason Curious Takes Ambien, Sees Shadow Children

JasonCurious.com

0 thoughts on “Why Bruce Vilanch’s Assistant Won’t Be Coming Into Work Today”

  1. Hmm…
    I met Scott/Seth while we both were inmates at Mens Central Jail. He was honest in our discussions as to why he was a guest of L.A. County. Although I had a feeling that he was an escort, he never offered that information. I can tell you that Scott/Seth is looking at FIVE years at State Prison. Whether he receives that, Prop 36 or makes a deal is to be seen. But I will tell you that from what I have read on this and other posts, Scott/Seth has made more enemies than friends. That is understandable. Having lived with a coke addict, seen many a friend turn a trick for rent money and more all I can say is that its easy to judge someone; it’s more difficult to look at ourselves.

  2. and now xander rian is found dead with 3 bodies overdosed on coke. these kids were all friends and this latest bit reeks of homicide…

  3. What really bothers me about this is that I’ve noticed in the last year or two how many guys do coke. It’s not just twinks – it’s everyone. For some reason coke is back in. Every time that someone tells me they use it, I tell them to google Len Bias.

  4. Oh, this is a telling tweet from SA:

    Amen @jasonsechrest RT @bobbyclarkxxx: @jimyvr haha I think I snuck a shot or four in. Sobriety is for quitters
    1:56 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck

    Time to quit?!?!

  5. Just reading Seth’s past tweets REVEALS alot… the guy who uses the word “rolling” every other word… the guy who talks about partying non-stop and how to deposit a large sum of cash- all in 20’s- without looking suspicious at the bank… the guy who talks about needing bursts of energy (“not coffee”) to wake up.

    I seriously just GLANCED at Seth’s Tweets, but I can confidently deduce a dealer or two and many abusers/addicts amongst his posse. Just imagine what the Long Beach PD and LASD can deduce by actually studying Seth’s Twitter Page for evidence and leverage.

    If you want to call me a hater, go ahead. LOL. I’ll call you clueless… better yet, I’ll call you a good lawyer when that search warrant is served at your front door.

  6. Jason Curious says: “I hope they all realize that what they’re doing is lowering themselves to the same level of nastiness and negativity that they so deplored in him. And I hope that they take a minute to look in the mirror.”

    Jason Curious is full of crap. Did you buy meth off your drug dealer friend? Any mirrors in the room?

  7. Of course he has a picture with Dustin Lance Black… Remember that Oscar speech that made him seem like a wholesome figure?

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The maximum upload file size: 50 MB. You can upload: image. Links to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and other services inserted in the comment text will be automatically embedded. Drop file here

Scroll to Top