Why Wasn’t the Pirate Allowed to Watch the CGI Porno? Because It Was Rated ‘Aaarrr!’ (NSFW)

Pirates have been stealing boats off the Somali coast, and now they’re stealing our hearts. The CGI can be stilted at times, but it definitely beats watching your SIMS roommates have blurred-out sex with each other, and it’s several steps ahead of the last CGI gay porn effort, the miserable House of Morecock.

Once again, this is NSFW,  especially if you’re in Australia.

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2 thoughts on “Why Wasn’t the Pirate Allowed to Watch the CGI Porno? Because It Was Rated ‘Aaarrr!’ (NSFW)”

  1. Can you do one with actual Africans? I hate when white people steal the thunder from the work black men do. Yeah — I’m talking about you Elvis.

  2. Wow, that’s cool!

    Especially the see-through body cum shots.

    Is the creator really a woman? I’m always surprised by women, even lesbians, who are aroused by man-on-man porn.

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