Why You Shouldn’t Jerk Off In A Hospital & Other Hilariously Horny TikToks

You know that drill! It’s Monday and that means it’s time to get back to work and jump into a brand new round of Meme Mondays where we show off our favorite TikTok videos of the week! For this collection of hilariously horny social media vids, we’re showing off guys swallowing bananas, the world’s greatest shopping center, and the Folsom remix to our Vanessa Carlton song. So take a look below and let us know all your favorite video of the week down in the comments!

This one is just for the boys:

@222danteThis is really important guys.♬ origineel geluid

Straight boys gotta do what straight boys gotta do:

@joshcollins.official Everything checks out 🥲 #fypシ #gayfriend #gaytiktok #boyfriend #girlfriend #lgbt🏳️‍🌈 #love #pump #briefs #shirtlessboy ♬ Follow memedroidplug on ig – Droid 🪐

The must-have item for every man’s wardrobe:

@andrewtwk1 #duet with @gongyafang #CapCut I don’t need it I would never boy this #fypシ #gay ♬ original sound – user3388276801358

A reminder to always close your curtains when you’re beating your meat:

@sleighthehouse Omg why did they tell me they’re coming 😭😭😭 joys of #nyc ♬ original sound – Joy

Vanessa Carlton could never:

@pupamp Slinging into Folsom weekend like… #fyp #Daddy #leather #k#k ♬ A Thousand Miles (Instrumental Playback) – Professional Piano

Heaven for a gay shopaholic:

@nickmontijo lgbt central 🤭 #fyp ♬ original sound – nickmontijo

‘You down to smoke some sausage?’:

@wh0sy0urdaddy69♬ Luna, amore e no – Piero Piccioni

You gotta do what you gotta do:

@tylerjdavis He has got to be here somewhere. #hothusband #coworker #stories #corporate #9to5 #wfh #worktok #gay #lgbt #austin #fyp #LikeAMonarch ♬ sonido original – sergioferme

Eating out? Not a problem. Never a problem:

@tired_andrew #stitch with @jpgcoaching I hope he doesn’t see this #gay #himbo #gayfittok ♬ original sound – Andrew D. Washington

Wrong kind of pre:

@bearhugdoug♬ original sound – Bear Hug Doug 🐻

Be careful about what you’re doing in your hospital bed:

@ignorethegoggles #stitch with @ignorethegoggles if it isn’t the consequences of my actions #fyp #zyxcba #ignorethegoggles ♬ original sound – Hayden

Which one of you guys is out here getting down in EDC orgies:

@impeakingpod Scarred forever 🫠 #impeaking #podcast #ravers #ravetok #edmtok #plurvibes #pda ♬ original sound – I’M PEAKING Podcast

And to close it all out, let’s see how well this guy can swallow a banana:

@whatsfappening69♬ original sound – 2000s Throwback

 

3 thoughts on “Why You Shouldn’t Jerk Off In A Hospital & Other Hilariously Horny TikToks”

  1. I jerked off in a hospital bed. I watched their routines when they would come and make their rounds. Then I’d put one knee up so there was a tent between my knee and the bed. Splattered my sheets. Next day when they’d change the bedding, they could smell dried cum.

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