Since I started editing this site almost two years ago, I have never won a single award. (Unless you count the GayVN in 2010, but that was more for the work Paul Bookstaber had done before me, so it doesn’t “count”). But now, I have a chance to finally win something, and if I don’t win, I will literally die.
I am OVER THE MOON with joy at the news that, for the second consecutive year, I have been nominated by TLA Gay as best “Twitter-Maniac.” Is there any higher honor in life? No. But what is a “Twitter-Maniac”? It is someone who is a “maniac,” for starters, so it makes sense that I would be nominated. My competition includes Jason Sechrest, Brent Corrigan, Anthony Romero, Chris Porter, Samuel Colt, Austin Wilde, and Chi Chi LaRue, but fuck all of them. Vote for me here.
Consider all of the things I have already LOST over the past two years. Don’t make me lose another dumb thing!!
Here is everything I have lost, so far:
Cybersocket Award Best Blog 2011
Grabbys Best Blog 2011
TLA Award Twitter Maniac 2011
QueerMeNow’s Best Porn Blog Poll 2011 (though some have argued that a certain now defunct “blog” was cheating by hacking the poll!)
Cybersocket Award Best Blog 2012
Grabbys Co-Host 2012
In addition to voting for me, you should also vote for NakedSword’s Golden Gate as Best Movie, obviously. Don’t vote for anyone or anything else. Thank you.