The fan, stripped down to her bra, had to be forcibly removed from the stage by security and given a serious talk by guidance counselors about penises, vaginas, and why gay penises never go near vaginas. Seriously kids, have we really learned nothing since the days of Rock Hudson, or Clay Aiken even? And what the fuck is up with the ability of American Idol to launch the mainstream careers of homosexuals? Will Smith could take a lesson.
Anyway, Lambert arrived in a cherry red convertible and sang “Mad World” and Michael Jackson’s “Black and White” and the mayor declared it Adam Lambert Day in San Diego, while vowing to keep his top on.
The Associated Press reports that Carlsbad resident Robin Andersen rode in with her 13-year-old daughter for Lambert’s appearance, and neither she nor her 88-year-old mother care how faggy Lambert is:
Asked if she thought Lambert — who favors black leather and matching nail polish — might prove too bold for the American audience, Andersen had a quick response: “My 88-year-old mother thinks he should win. And she’s as conservative as they come.”
Pics of the poor girl below.
Adam Lambert Gets Rushed by Shirtless Fan (RadarOnline)
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.