We’ve long suffered from chilly willy issues until we realized that you were supposed to wear pants under chaps. Now we’re mostly toasty down there. The willy warmer suffers from downsides, though. With a 40″ waist, it’s not exactly one-size-fits-all. And with only 4″ of length in the crotch, you’ll have to avoid getting an erection unless you want a urethra full of itchy mohair.
There’s also the navy blue color, which, along with the curious hammer-shape of the pouch, makes us think of smurf dick.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.