As it happens, the students chose the theme for this year’s dress-up day, and school officials were adamant that no one was trying to promote “transgenderism” and this was all in the spirit of “silliness.”
We of course find the constant outrage of Christian radio hosts totally hilarious and we wonder if they found anything morally reprehensible about dressing in old-person drag. What about the problem of schools promoting premature geriatric tendencies, huh? Did anyone piss their Depends?
Elementary School Dress-Up Day Irks Christian Group (The Advocate)
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