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“Away in a Manger,” Traditional
Reminds me of Catholic
school and how we performed the nativity play in church. I was the Virgin Mary, Jesus was this guy
Josh who I had a crush on. Ironically,
he had this giant penis (for an 8th grader-I’d love to see it now) and his
was the first dick I sucked (at the Glen Frey concert at the Sonoma County
Fair). I love that Christmas carol!
Raging Stallion Man of the Year; star, Limits (Mustang, 2007)
“Christmas In Hollis” by Run-DMC
music is the worst-artistically speaking! [But] everything Run-DMC is just
automatically coolâ€¦ even a
Christmas song. Bah humbug!
legend; hostess, Booty Call
the cutest Christmas song ever recorded-Little Ricky Vera is so damn adorable
asking for snow in
hear it all I want to do is eat some Arroz Con Pollo.
Mr. San Francisco Leather 2004
Christmas Darling” by The Carpenters
Karen Carpenter! Need I say more? It’s both tragic and beautiful â€¦ just like
NakedSwordsman 2007; star, GRUNTS (Raging Stallion, 2007)
“Hard Candy Christmas” by Dolly Parton
Yeah, it made me cry once-fuck off.
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