Wishing You a Mary Xmas: The Sword Holiday Music Panel

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MR PAM
Director, The Tim and Roma Show; Videographer, Dreams of Rafael (Black Scorpion,
2007)

“Away in a Manger,” Traditional

Reminds me of Catholic
school and how we performed the nativity play in church.  I was the Virgin Mary, Jesus was this guy
Josh who I had a crush on.  Ironically,
he had this giant penis (for an 8th grader-I’d love to see it now) and his
was the first dick I sucked (at the Glen Frey concert at the Sonoma County
Fair). I love that Christmas carol!

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STEVE CRUZ
Raging Stallion Man of the Year; star, Limits (Mustang, 2007)

“Christmas In Hollis” by Run-DMC

Christmas
music is the worst-artistically speaking!  [But] everything Run-DMC is just
automatically cool… even a
Christmas song. Bah humbug!


Photo by Aaron Plant

JUANITA MORE!
San Francisco nightlife
legend; hostess, Booty Call

“How Can Santa Come to Puerto
Rico
?” by Ricky Vera &
Steve Allen


Probably
the cutest Christmas song ever recorded-Little Ricky Vera is so damn adorable
asking for snow in Puerto Rico. Every time I
hear it all I want to do is eat some Arroz Con Pollo.

 

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JULIAN MARSHBURN
Mr. San Francisco Leather 2004

“Merry
Christmas Darling” by The Carpenters

It’s
Karen Carpenter! Need I say more? It’s both tragic and beautiful … just like
Christmas.

 

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JAKE DECKARD
NakedSwordsman 2007; star, GRUNTS (Raging Stallion, 2007)

Hard Candy Christmas” by Dolly Parton

Yeah, it made me cry once-fuck off.




 

3 thoughts on “Wishing You a Mary Xmas: The Sword Holiday Music Panel”

  1. haha – how funny! (i’m testing the new log in feature on a crazy old article) Hi Zach! Happy Birthday!!! hugs & kisses… mr. Pam

    Mary Christmas Zach!! ;)

  2. Hello everyone. Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
    I am from Kuwait and learning to write in English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Two-brains throws to apply all of the age friends very permanently, and has soon finished and used quite a special.”

    :) Thanks in advance. Removing uv gel nails.

    1. Good morning. Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
      I am from Wales and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Jordan and danni’s older poppy and cox’s snow and best shower.”

      Regards 8-) Airbrush tanning classes.

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