With ‘Where the Wild Twinks Are,’ Boy Crush Turns Beloved Children’s Story Into Wacky Twink Porn

I’d like to start out by saying that maybe children’s stories shouldn’t become the stuff of porn spoofs. But that said, Boy Crush’s new twink vehicle Where the Wild Twinks Are is kind of amazing, if only for the costumes, and all the eye makeup.

The premise is that Max (new Boy Crush exclusive Benjamin Riley, who’s a little bit girly for my taste but he has a cute Southern accent) is having a rough time in life, with bullies after him and a pervy step-dad (Collin Stone) who’s mean to him, and who also likes to perv out and watch his step-son masturbate. And just like in the beloved Maurice Sendak story with a similar name, Max fantasizes about escaping to another world where he can wear his fuzzy white jumper and be king.

In this version, that fantasy realm is filled with twinks dressed in Burning Man-ish attire, with furry boots, tails, heavy eye makeup, and animal hats who don’t do much besides fuck bareback in the woods. As one of the twinks crows (we can’t keep track of them all, but the cast includes Jason Valencia, Billy London, Alex Jordan, and JR Adams), when asked what they usually do with creatures who come across their path, “WE COOK ‘EM AND EAT ‘EM!”

The scenery is pretty fantastic, as director Andy Kay shot all this in the woods and on cliffs around Sedona, Arizona. And while it may not be the hottest twink fucking I’ve ever seen, there is plenty of cocksucking, eating of Benjamin’s ass, and threeway action, all, as I’ve said, with these costumes on, which might actually qualify as a new niche fetish look.

And to cap things off, we have the inevitable daddy-son encounter when Max gets home, and he gets a good fucking by step-dad Collin. I know it’s a fantasy for some, but this kind of thing still creeps me out. All I keep thinking is “decades of therapy.”

Anyway, four stars for creativity!

We’d like you to see up close what that rhinestone-encrusted dildo looks like…

And here’s stepdad Collin Stone being a creeper.

Then he spooges all over Max’s wall, by the door.

Good thing he gets to escape to where the wild twinks are! Oh, but they tie him up and talk about eating him.

Mostly they just like to fuck each other, though.

And there ain’t no condoms in these hills!



Watch it all at NakedSword.

24 thoughts on “With ‘Where the Wild Twinks Are,’ Boy Crush Turns Beloved Children’s Story Into Wacky Twink Porn”

  1. First it is refreshing to see somebody *trying* to produce something which doesn’t consist of two blokes going through the same old motions. The usual bed and bored. Trying to do a bit of fantasy. But of course totally missing the mark.

    I’d suggest to the producers to lock themselves away with all the early works of J.D.Cadinot and then try again. Who knows they might actually prduce something worthwhile.

  2. I always wonder how models feel when they read the comments on gay porn blogs like The Sword. What effect will the more nastier comments have on them?

    1. These people signed up to be a part of an industry where your looks are what matter. It’s no different than getting bad reviews if you can’t sing. Your personality and your technique are part of the package, but the body and face should at least be NEAR the standard. Some people are just NOT cut out to be porn models.

      These “boys” all look like prepubescent ANOREXIC drag queens halfway out of drag. They look ill. In fact, the blonde star looks like he has something weird going on with his balls (warts?). I can’t imagine there’s a market out there for this. But who knows, there could be pedophiles out there who specifically like ugly kids with eating disorders.

      1. OneofTheManyChris

        Someone hired them silly. That’s because they are in fact cut out to be Boycrush models because that’s what people pay Boycrush money to see.

      2. I am one of the stars in the movie. Jr Adams. I have not became a woman or anything mentioned above. I have actually graduated school and working on my mba. I manage several hotels and own my own business. This was pure in fact to have money for school. Again this is the real jr Adams. Real name Jacob Riley lives in Brentwood/Nashville tn. Thanks for the comments. I do not have an eating disorder I simply eat what I want and don’t gain weight. This is coming from a bald old fat guy jerking off behind his computer. Have the balls to fill in one then do it or not watch. We don’t pick the other actors, costumes, or film. I was told what to do and I am simply not ugly and meet every standard in the porn industry. I quit because it paid off my student debt. Now I have a successful business, degree, and living my best life. Do I wish this could be erased? Absolutely. But it is here forever.

  3. i guess this is one way to get money to pay for those hormones for their transition …….i wonder who many of these “twinks” will become women in a few years…..and close ups of cum shots on faces with all of that make up is just not a turn on

  4. Okay, gross. Congratulations, you found the technical loophole that lets you market lesbian porn to gay audiences. That loophole is apparently Tilda Swinton at 16 years old.

  5. Not bad, but pass. The other guys are hot, especially the two guys spit roasting “Max,” but the model playing Max does not turn me on at all, neither does the step dad.

  6. They really blew the bank on the eyeshadow budget, or one of these twinks gets a discount at Sephora. Maybe she’s born with it, but who the fuck are we kidding, this porn could double as a Maybelline ad.

  7. Being 25 and 140 pounds, I only have a problem with the “step-dad” who is really gross. It’s a real shame Kyler Moss is not in this video.

    1. Step dad is the only decent thing about this movie.

      If barely legal 70’s era David Bowie wannabe’s is your thing then knock yourselves out, but it sure isn’t mine.

  8. I will add my condemnation ditto to this whole sordid and completely asexual, creeped-out mess. Plus, I’ll add another tidbit. “Billy London” was a late 80s gay porn performer whose head and feet were found in a dumpster. Which is where all copies of this twisted crap belong.

  9. WTF was that? There’s absolutely NOTHING sexually attractive about these people, coming from the standpoint of a gay man. You might as well just posted pictures of vaginas.

    Tilda Swinton does not belong in gay porn. Since when did “twink” become synonymous with “bulimic underage-looking drag queen”?

    It’s like this was made for pedophiles (who like ugly kids, especially albinos apparently) who want some porn to jerk off to that won’t land them in jail. Disgusting.

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