The pisstastic shenanigans occured last night after a wild night with a couple of Wolf Hudson‘s “friends.” (The quotation marks of hatred are Wolf’s.) Wolf Hudson has been sober for nearly a year, but it sounds like one of his buddies was drinking for two. Wolf took his friends to Safeway, made them soup and tucked them in, but one of his guests had a strange way of thanking his generous host.
I wake up the next day, everyone is getting dressed and 1 of my “friends” walks around and steps on a wet spot on the carpet and is like “Why is the floor wet?” I was like “WHO PISSED ON MY CARPET?” I knew who did it and this “friend” claimed not to remember what happened and did not remember the night before. I was so ANGRY; all I could do was keep my cool and try getting these “friends” out of my FUCKING HOUSE!!!!! I don’t mind watersports, but god damn!
We feel your pain, Wolf. The last time someone peed on our carpet we kicked them out too. Well, first we paid them, and then we kicked them out.
Anyway, in case you’re wondering, Wolf uses Resolve: Triple Action Spot Carpet Cleaner.
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I was totally shocked this person pissed on my carpet. But oh well, some people just can’t control their bladder, then again, some people should not be drinking. You guys are great for posting this. As for the “King of Kink”… Like most nicknames I’ve been givin’, a guys at this years folsom street fair saw what I did there and called be “The King of Kink”. I love it and now I use the moniker. :)