Would Anyone Like To See Johnny Rapid Get Gang-Fucked For the 8000th Time?

I’m not sure I need to, but hey, feel free.

As you all know, Johnny Rapid is officially the most prolific gang-bang/r*pe bottom in porn.* And he’s back for his 8000th gang-bang this week, this time playing a houseboy whose only job at dinner is to get gang-banged as the appetizer.

After getting plowed by all of their cocks and milking loads out of Landon Conrad, Logan Vaughn, and Paul Wagner (Logan also gets fucked), Johnny is once again happy to be bukakke’d by the gang. See?!

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Note that this is Houseboy Part 3. Previously he was spit-roasted by Billy Santoro and Dirk Caber in Part 2, and got fucked by houseowner/employer Paul Wagner in Part 1, in a jacuzzi tub. And we get to hear little Southern Johnny be all, “You have a jacuzzi in your bathroom!”

It really would be nice if the studio would pay for his anal reconstruction once he decides to retire.

That is, unless he wants to go on getting cornholed by dudes. He sounds pretty convincing as he’s moaning and riding Landon’s fat cock and he turns to Logan (who’s playing Landon’s boyfriend) and says, “You’re so fucking lucky.”

My guess: Johnny finishes up with porn in a year or two, divorces his wife, and gets shacked up with a sugar daddy who looks like Landon Conrad. Anyone want to place any bets?

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[Men.com: Houseboy Part 3]

Previously: JOHNNY RAPID LOOKS REALLY TIRED OF GETTING DP’D IN HIS 6000TH SCENE FOR MEN.COM

*The Men.com legal team prefers we don’t use the R-word in relation to Johnny Rapid, even though he’s been happily R-worded more than most pretty-faced prisoners serving long sentences in jail.

 

36 thoughts on “Would Anyone Like To See Johnny Rapid Get Gang-Fucked For the 8000th Time?”

  1. I really wish he would go away… it’s soooooooo played out already, the whole twink bottom thing. And he won’t kiss, and won’t rim, or do other things because he’s “straight”. There’s never any passion at all in his scenes, as with most Men.com scenes… for awhile it was hot, especially his locker room gangbang early on, but it’s just so overdone at this point. The ‘it’ boy of porn phase for him died out like a year ago… enough already. Men.com needs to find a new bottom boy pronto.

    1. I agree with most of that except he has kissed twice, in daddy’s club 3 and in something wild with the russo twins.

  2. Johnny Rapid is just a Pocket Pussy that speaks..and that novelty has long since expired. At least Connor Kline and his fucked up nose knew when to bow out…evidently J.R. (or Alencar, or Rush, or a couple of others I can think of) does not know when to pull the plug. The Elasto-Manpussy trick no longer works.

  3. I will never understand Landon’s appeal, but to each his own. I also call bullshit on the whole Johnny Rapid is “married with children” meme. I just do not buy it. I did not buy it with Kurt Wilde either. Just feels made up. I also do not get someone who will stuff his ass with two cocks, suck two cocks at once, allow guys to cum all over him, but will not kiss. Kissing to me is so fucking hot. Strange.

    1. He has tweeted pictures of him and his wife, if you knew his real name you could pull up his marriage certificate/license thing. He knocked her up at 16 or 17 and had to marry. Also he kisses John Magnum in daddy’s club part 3, but that is the only kiss i’ve ever seen him do(he thinks kissing is too gay).

  4. Hey, there is a piano in this dinning room. A pity that people didn’t alow someone with a so skilled asshole like Johnny to use it to play something.

  5. Paul Wagner and Logan Vaughn ‘ delicious ‘ as ever; Johnny ‘ weirdo ‘ as ever; Landon Conrad ‘ handsome and dropping purses ‘ as ever. Beautiful roses too.

  6. I could never tire of seeing Johnny Rapid bottom, though I wish he would top more, I think he is great as a top also. I agree with some others, Johnny rarely has hot co-stars that are close to his age. You can tell his boredom in scenes when he partnered with models a decade or more older than him. The hottest scenes are with models his own age. I don’t understand why his studio continues to pair him with “daddies” when it’s obvious he isn’t into it.

  7. Donald Horn, II

    The only appeal of Rapid besides his ass is that he is obviously available for scenes when the directors need him to be. He obviously needs the money and has no problems doing what is asked of him. As for the wife, I call total bullshit. Lazy ass marketing. If this guy is married, then I am the pope. Cute kid though. I would totally do him hands down.

  8. The only thing novel in the scene is Wagner topping Vaughn. Wagner just did Rapid alone on the 17th, Conrad and Vaughn flip flopped on the 12th, both scenes for Men, plus Conrad and Vaughn a year earlier for Falcon.

    But, I’ve long been concerned with Vaughn, frequently paired with names not worthy of him, but here that’s not the case at all. (I thought the shabby showcasing of him for GayHoopla was a complete waste of Vaughn’s time.) I’ve no use for Rapid, but Men is obviously determined he’s going to remain their prize pet for the foreseeable future, so putting Vaughn to work with him suggests, hopefully, an intent to upscale Vaughn’s work too, which I’m all for.

  9. It’s still fun to see little Johnny getting used good. No matter what situation you put him in…. Landon sounds like a girl and that kills it. If I wanted to hear that, I’d watch straight porn.

    1. Shot gun wedding, he knocked her up at 16 or 17 and has continued to knock her up every year but yes she is a very “special” kind of a woman. Then again someone who lets some fuck them till they bleed is beyond “special”(Johnny said that in an interview).

  10. Landon and Paul are two super handsome n hot guys in or out of clothes. Rapid is this decades’ Rod Barry.

  11. I’m not a fan of gang bang scenes but I do like Johnny Rapid. He has a great face and body and an exceptionally beautiful ass. I love the way he mugs for the camera when he has his lips wrapped around a big cock and when he’s getting fucked.

  12. Now, I am a HUGE Johnny Rapid and Landon Conrad fan… But if Johnny is in the room with more than 1 guy, then he should be getting DP’d!!!

    Still, the scene look really sexy!!! And Johnny takes it as well as he normally does…

    Still waiting for him to be TP’d

    ;)

    1. You’re waiting for someone to toilet paper Johnny Rapid? There are so many weird fetish places that I just don’t want to go to or know about.

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