Would This Dick Look Better If It Weren’t Surrounded By So Many Distracting Tattoos?

At what point do you stop and say, “OK, I have enough tattoos now and this is starting to get out of control”? Never? Fine, never.

Because when you have a dick like this, you can do whatever you want.

Also, he is cute/handsome and he has a beard, and just when I am about to be distracted by all the dumb tattoos, he smiles. And then he gets hard. All big-dicked hot guys are named Ethan, I guess.

This is Ethan Ever from Suck Off Guys. And here he is getting sucked off.

 

[Suck Off Guys via Manhunt]

 

19 thoughts on “Would This Dick Look Better If It Weren’t Surrounded By So Many Distracting Tattoos?”

  1. When the tats start showing on their face or neck and it’s hard for them to cover the tats up that is going too far.

    What about those porn stars like Chris Neal who have a tattoo on their dick. That must really hurt getting it done and then the healing period. I think that is going too far.

  2. “I’m getting tired of people bitching about tattoos. If you don’t like them don’t look at the guy!”

    Except that the question of the headline was about the tattoos. Sorry if you don’t like hearing things you don’t agree with, but there are good tattoos and there are people who hoard tattoos. Just like people who hoard porcelain figurines or cars or shoes or piercings, there’s a point where the actual item loses all meaning and accumulating all sorts of useless crap takes over. Unfortunately, unlike hoarding stuff that can be put in a closet to hide your craziness, tattoos are visible. And they stick around.

  3. @Bill, Thank you for saying, what I always think/feel, when I see/read people’s dumb/shitty comments, as if, at the end of the day tattoos really matter! If tattoos are a major deal breaker, you will be let down in a major way, when most guys eighteen or older have some type of tattoo or personal body expression going on, in todays non puritanical world. People who leave/say negative things, make it seems they have no real life, besides sitting behind a computer!

    1. “todays non puritanical world” made me spit coffee down my chest. Ha! Seriously, the fact that the young man in the video is able to go “a week or two” without someone sucking that beautiful cock is proof that the world is unjust and life is cruel. The tattoos…whatever.

  4. A good-looking guy and a fabulous dick. But if it’s OK, I’ll fantasize that he’s fucking me doggy style. That way I can still feel his dick without having to look at those atrocious tattoos.

  5. Daniel from Brazil

    I don’t like the tattoos, but other than that Ethan is perfect from hair to toes. I’m seriously considering signing up just to see his movies.

  6. Jesus…a white rose with black wings? I thought you couldn’t get any more cheesy with tattoos. A fine dick nonetheless.

  7. I particularly like the one of the zombie lady with syringes sticking into her head, but they look faded enough to be pretty old so maybe he’s done.

  8. Hawt Daddy ...

    The guy who gets to suck off Ethan is pretty nice too. Dig the accent. The opening ‘search for’ was funny.

  9. Very sexy handsome guy but I’m really over the tattoo look, Whats with the drunken scarey woman on his arm I wouldn’t want to wake up to that every morning.

  10. The tatts are hideous, but his handsome face and big dick are enough of a distraction to completely ignore them.

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