Would You Rather Go A Year Without Wifi Or A Year Without Sex?

You know we’re a fan of horny hypothetical situations and apparently so are the men of the Discretion Advised podcast! For their most recent episode, hosts Marc MacNamara and John Hill welcomed on Real Housewives of New York legend Luann de Lesseps and bareback porn star Dakota Payne to answer some wild “would you rather” scenarios based on The Gay Simple Life from NakedSword and Luann’s rumored upcoming Simple Life-inspired reality show.

For Luann’s questions, the reality TV star was given some shady situations about her growing her own food or being forced to spend time with Carole Radziwill (you can see her answer to that question right here). As for Dakota, the Next Door Studios favorite was given the task of choosing between going a year without wifi access or a year without sex.

“Sex!” answered Dakota almost immediately. “Cause there’s always masturbation. I have a great imagination, but like wifi, you can’t get anywhere without.”

While Marc seemed to disagree with Dakota’s choice, John sided with the porn star and even admitted that he’s “basically gone without sex for a year” already. Countess Luann then went with the majority and agreed that she couldn’t live without wifi for that long.

“I need to stay connected, you know?” said the Bravo star. “You know, I’m a big proponent of, you know, pleasuring one’s self.”

@discadpod Be celibate for a year or go without wifi for a year? #DiscAdPod #DakotaPayne #WouldYouRather #luanndelesseps #countessluann #rhony #bravotv #podcast ♬ original sound – Discretion Advised

So what do you think? Would be able to live without sex for a year? Or would you take the other route and ditch your wifi for 365 days? Vote in our poll below, sound off in the comments, and if you want to hear more from this episode of Discretion Advised, be sure to check out the full episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and DiscAdPod.com.

[Watch Dakota Payne in ‘A Gay Simple Life’]